Jayfeather: *in boring voice* Hello everyone to this show where a bunch of mouse-brained furballs pretend to be funny in stupid ways and blah blah blah I don't even know why anyone would bother reading this blah blah blah
Audience: *throwing tomatoes* BORING
Hollyleaf: BEING BORING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE *tapes Jayfeather's mouth shut*
Firestar: who invited you two in? *Pushes them out*
Graystripe: *eating huge cookies* I did!
Firestar: -_- who invited you in
Graystripe: me
Firestar: what how does that even work? I locked the door! How did you even get in
Graystripe: I had the key
Firestar: and where did you get the key?
Brambleclaw: from me
Firestar: -_- where did you get the key
Brambleclaw: I took it while you were high yesterday. Otherwise our show would have been cancelled.
Firestar: *Has been pushed past the breaking point* *screaming in rage* OUR SHOW? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, OUR SHOW? THIS IS MY SHOW! MINE! I CREATED IT! *continues ranting*
Graystripe & Brambleclaw: *slowly backing out*
Brambleclaw: I just remembered that Bluestar invited us to a tea party *speeds off*
Graystripe: Wait for me!
Hollyleaf: RANTING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!
Firestar: IM YOUR LEADER SHUT THE F*** UP
Hollyleaf: no your not I'm dead remember
Firestar: *explodes*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
