Firestar: *relaxing in pool* *watching builders rebuilding stage while eating ice cream* Hey! Faster! Faster! And Longtail! Fetch me another glass of coconut milk!
Builder #1: I don't get paid enough to do this
Builder #2: You do realize that we don't get paid at all
Builder #1: -_-
Longtail: do I have to
Firestar: yes, if you want to get paid enough to pay your rent
Longtail: but I don't want to
Firestar: I'm your leader. You have to. But if you want to quit, I'll just get Darkstripe to do it instead and I'll cut your pay.
Longtail: fine -_-
Firestar: aahhhhhh. This is the life!
Audience: *only just realizes that he is swimming in money*
Firestar: Dustpelt, bring me another Burger King meal!
Dustpelt: walks over with Burger King meal* *tries snatching a dollar out of the pool*
Firestar: Dis is muh money! Git your paws off my money! *Hisses*
Dustpelt: *screams like a she cat*
Firestar: touch muh money again and your fired
Dustpelt: *runs away still screaming*
Firestar: ahhhhhhh.....this is the good life... *Gets out $1000 iPad* *burps loudly* lel
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
