Firestar: HAI KIDS HAVE ANYONE SEEN FACECREEK
Tigerstar & Dakstripe: *roll in kissing*
Firestar: what this isn't in the script
Cloudtail & Brackenfur: *whispering* Tigerstar and Dakstripe sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Dakstripe: *gets up and whispers in Firestar's ear* it's me, Goldenflower. The only way I could get into the Dark Forest to see Tigerstar was like this
Firestar: *nodding*
The real Dakstripe: *slams open the door* WHO'S THAT I SEE WITH MY BOYFRIEND????
The real Dakstripe and Goldenflower stare at each other for like 5 hours.
PS we can't have imposters so the world exploded and it's all Goldenflower's fault
Everyone: *flying through space in multiple pieces* w e l p
DU LIEST GERADE
Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
