Jayfeather: *whimpers* why won't Rock return my calls....
Firestar: cuz yo stoopid
Jayfeather: boi
Jayfeather: I ain't stoopid
Jayfeather: so shut up *proceeds to slap Firestar*
Firestar: boi
Firestar: you will obey me
Director: Jesus people
Firestar: what's Jesus?
Director: uh— StarClans all powerful leader? You know what, never mind
Jayfeather: I proved that theory wrong long ago
Director: forget it. I'm done
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
