<late> 1k+ reads special
Firestar: 1K+ READS? WOW I'M POPULAR
Brambleclaw: *whispers* or people like watching you make a fool of yourself
Director aka Shadow: FRICK RESPECT THY FOURTH WALL *chases them both*
Meanwhile in the DF...
Hawkfrost: *jamming out to F∅B on his iPaw somewhere he thinks is safe*
Mapleshhade: owo you listen to F∅B? Git yer booty in SterClen!
Hawkfrost: SHIIIIZ HOW'D Y'KNOW
Triggerstar: we can hear it for miles and miles and- HEY WHO CHANGED MY NAME
Shadow: *screams hysterically and chases* FOURTH! WALL! RESPECT! IT!
Mapleshade: she's really lunatic now...
Shadow: TOASTER! I'M A TOASTER! GIT YER FACTS RIT— Senpai Mapleshade is that you
Mapleshade: um no
Shadow: SENPAI MAPLESHADE *chases with a working chainsaw* GET BACK HERE WE HAVE TO BE FRIENDS FOREVERRRRRR
Mapleshade: *runs away faster than the speed of light*
To be continued...
Sorry for latelatelatelatelatelatelate update lol
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
