Firestar: *reading comic books at the beach*
Camera cat: *drags Firestar back to stage* come on the director wants us to do an episode
Firestar: but it's my day off ;-;
Camera cat: too bad then
Firestar: why can't Brambleclaw fill in for me
Camera cat: he's still in the hospital from the explosion
Firestar: *blushes in embarrassment* heh
Camera cat: we're here. Now get your lazy butt started
Firestar: fine...fine. *in super annoying toddler voice* Hi guys! Welcome to episode twenty-five of Warrior Cat Spoofs-
Camera cat: cut! Cut! We already discussed that there would be no more stupid voices!
Firestar: but but but
Camera cat: now do it the right way or else you get suspended from this show for a week!
Firestar: I can't survive that long without getting paid Burger King free meal tickets
Camera cat: too bad
Firestar: right back at you, ya little sucker! *Stuffing face with catnip* now you can't make me do anything! *Starts getting super hyped up* *jumps on camera like a it's a trampoline* yay! Dis iz soe mooch faun
Camera cat: why you little son of a- *explodes*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
