Firestar: hey Leafpool, have you ever wondered why we're doing this?
Leafpool: yea, and also I know the answer
Firestar: which is...?
Leafpool: because the author, aka the director, decided to plop us here to amuse random twolegs
Firestar: wait a sec, I thought the twolegs stopped loving me when I ran away!
Leafpool: nope
Firestar: well, then I quit!
Leafpool: forget I even said that *erases his memory*
Firestar: hi guys! *Waves at camera*
Camera cat: stop being stupid and get on with this. You do want to be paid right?
Leafpool: sorry he can't. All he can remember is eating catmint. Let's lock him up while we can
Firestar: *is getting super hyped up* *bouncing off the walls*
Camera cat: too late
Firestar: *attacks the camera*
*Screen goes black*
*Static beep is heard*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
