Tawnypelt: *relaxing in the studio*
Firestar: why are you here?? Usually it's just ThunderClan who does Warrior Cat Spoofs!!!
Jayfeather: usually
Audience: ooooh roasted
Brambleclaw: why is your tail suddenly very long and spiky and why is your neck so long
Jayfeather: because she can
Audience: ooooh roasted
Firestar: -_- someone take her back to ShadowClan
Brambleclaw: *tries picking her up* why are you so heavy *gets squished* something is definitely wrong *dies*
Firestar: umm
Brambleclaw: *respawns* so now what
Tawnypelt: I am a stegosaurus
Brambleclaw: um wut
Tawnypelt: I am a stegosaurus
Firestar: *pulls Tawnypelt's fur* hmmm this is a costume *pulls it off and a dinosaur is revealed*
Dinosaur: I am a stegosaurus
Brambleclaw: *dieing infinitely*
Firestar: *also dieing infinitely*
Jayfeather: I think we broke them
Dinosaur: *pulls off dinosaur costume and reveals Tawnypelt*
Tawnypelt: haha you suckers
Jayfeather: *dieing infinitely*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
