Guns

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A/N - It's all fun and games with guns >:)


-Third Person's POV-

You sneaked up behind some bushed, approaching Percy slowly with the gun in your hands.

"Hey Perce," you whispered.

Percy jumped wildly, "Jeez, Blue! You scared me half to death!"

"I can help with the other half," Nico said, popping up.

Percy jumped and bumped his head onto a tree.

"You two. Stop it. I'm not the enemy," Percy complained and scolded.

"We know," Nico whispered, "Get your weapon and let's go."

The three of you tip-toed into the woods, the moon barely bright enough to shine a path.

You saw something move in the shadows.

"Hey!" Percy called, "Freeze and put your hands behind your back!"

A very terrified Frank came out, "Hi... please don't shoot me."

"Oh," you sighed, "A lost one. He doesn't have a gun."

"Join our team, young warrior," Nico said dramatically, "And we'll keep you safe."

"Yes please," Frank said, "I don't like the dark very much."

You took a smaller gun out of your satchel and gave it to Frank.

"You have no armor on, and there's only 2 bullets in there," you handed him the gun, "Don't fail us, son of Mars."

Frank nodded.

The group continued walking, keeping in formation and alert for any signs of movement.

"Halt!" a voice yelled, "You're surrounded! Give up now... or die."

Annabeth, Piper, Hazel, and Leo came out from the trees, guns pointed at each member of the group.

Although... nobody actually noticed you sneaking behind them.

And poor Frank, so nervous, that he accidently shot a bullet to the ground.

"Hold it, Zhang!" Leo sneered, "Or you'll die earlier than the others."

Frank whimpered.

Annabeth counted, "We're missing someone."

"Surprise," you whispered behind them.

You shot Piper on the back, making her drop dead to the ground.

"Miss me?" you sneered, "I guess I'm right on time."

Annabeth growled, "You'll pay for that one, Jackson."

Then the war began.

Bullets were shot and guns blasted, more and more people fell down to the battle field.

Leo, Hazel, and Nico were down, much to their grief.

Annabeth stood before Percy, "I guess you ran out..."

She shot her boyfriend straight on the chest, making Percy fall on his knees.

His eyes swarm with tears, "Why..."

And he dropped on his face.

"HEY!" you yelled, making Annabeth turn towards you.

You shot her in the forehead, making her fall to the ground heavily.

"HAHA!" you screamed in glory, "Now... to revive my friends..."

Suddenly, you felt a bullet hit your back.

You look back in shock to see Jason Grace standing there, laughing humorously.

"We won," Jason whispered, watching you fall to the ground with your fellow comrades. 

Jason pulled his head back and laughed to the sky, "FOOLS! This is why you should've chosen our side! Now you must suffer the consequences dearly..."

"But I don't want to."

Frank popped up in front of Jason and shot his head.

The soldier's eyes widened in shock as Frank Zhang watches him die slowly.

"Looks like we won," Frank announced bluntly, "You guys can get up now."

Nobody answered him. All were dead.

"Guys!" Frank said, "Wake up already! It's not funny anymore!"

"Do the ritual," mumbled Nico, his face buried in the soil.

Frank rolled his eyes and sighed, "I, Frank Zhang, revive my fellow comrades... bringing them back to life... announcing our victory upon this Nerf Gun war."

Y/N, Nico, and Percy dramatically got up, like that little dragon from Mulan.

"OH YEAAAA!" Percy yelled, "TAKE THAT, GRACE!"

"I hate you," Jason got up, frowning, "We'll get you next time, Jackson. Mark my words."

Frank shook his head, "I'm done. I'm done with you all."


💀🖤💀🖤💀 A/N - a little extra for you


You walked towards Nico and used your water powers to wash his face.

You glared at Leo and shot a blast of water at him.

"That's for shooting my boyfriend," you said, then shot another blast, "And that's for aiming most of your bullets at me."

Leo dried himself up by erupting in flames.

He winked, "I choose who I chase."

Nico frowned at him and wrapped his arms around you.

"Shoo," he said, "Go away, now. She's mine."

"Hmm-mmm," Leo sang, skipping away.

In a distance, you could hear Percy whining.

"You shot me..." Percy said to Annabeth, "Why?"

"It's just a game, Percy," Piper piped up, "It's no big deal."

Annabeth looked at her friend in shock, "No big deal? Piper, this is a Nerf Gun war, we show no mercy."

Piper gulped, "Right."

"My girlfriend shot me," Percy whimpered, "My life has never been worse."

"Get up, Seaweed Brain."


700 words

Did I tricked you guys in the first half?

I'm bad at pranks and jokes like these. So yea, I tried...

But hey! I hope you guys enjoyed the oneshot!

Anyways, that's all from me. Peace out ya'll ✌

- FantasyDemiWitch

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