"Come on. Come on. We gotta leave now." Luke said as he and Amzie loaded up both of the Escalades.
"Okay, do you have everything?" Topanga asked as she looked at Riley.
"Yep."
"Baby blanket?"
"Yep."
"Night light?"
"Yep."
"Stuffed—?"
"Mom, I'm not a baby anymore. I don't need a stuffed animal." Riley said before Amzie looked at her.
"Riles, let it go. We all know you have a stuffed animal." Amzie said as everyone nodded.
"Oh. In that case, yes." Riley said before her mother chuckled and hugged her.
"Okay, have fun. We'll call to check in later." Topanga said as Farkle and Lucas got in the backseat of the boys car.
"Love you!"
"You driving?" Amzie asked as she looked at Luke.
"Yep. You?"
"Yep."
"Okay. Let's rock and roll, baby." Luke said before Amzie chuckled and headed for her car.
"Let's do it. Wait. Riley Vivianne, go to the bathroom. I'm not stopping in fifteen minutes because you have to pee." Amzie said before Riley got out of the car and went inside.
"Oh yeah. Zay, you too." Luke said as he looked at the Babineaux boy, who was sitting in the passenger seat.
"—but I don't—"
"You will. Go." Luke said as he nodded to Riley's apartment.
"Okay, does anyone else have to go to the bathroom before I pull away?" Amzie asked after everyone got into their respective cars.
"I'm good."
"Me too."
"I just went."
"Okay, let's make sure you have everything. Your bags?" Topanga asked after she walked over to the driver's side.
"Check."
"Pillows and blankets?"
"Mine are in the back and they have theirs." Amzie said as she nodded to the trunk.
"GPS?"
"Right here." Amzie said as she gestured to the GPS on the dash.
"Paper towels, paper plates, and plasticware for the ride down and for the Airbnb?" Topanga asked before Amzie nodded.
"In the back."
"Okay. Don't have your music too loud so you can hear the GPS." Topanga said before she walked away.
"Got it, Pangers."
"Okay, be careful. We love you." Katy said after she and Shawn walked over.
"Call whenever you guys stop for the night, okay?" Shawn said before Amzie and Maya nodded.
"Aye aye, Captain." Amzie said with a salute, making her brother chuckle.
"Have fun."
"Love you! Want me to follow you or what?" Amzie asked as she looked over at Luke.
"I can follow you." Luke said with a shrug.
"Okay."
"Amzie, bow your head." Zay said before Amzie and the girls looked at him.
"—for what?"
"I'm gonna pray for us." Zay said.
"Why?"
"Because we following you. We got a GPS, but we're following you. I'm gonna pray that we get there without dying." Zay said before everyone but Amzie chuckled.
"Zay, God doesn't like you, okay? He grew you in a Petri dish. Shut the hell up." Amzie said, making everyone laugh.
"Biggie finna shoot you, Tupac." Lucas said, making Luke laugh harder.
"Okay, Madea."
"You ready?" Amzie asked with a chuckle as she looked at Luke.
"I'm all set."
"Okay, cool. Autobots, roll out." Amzie said before she pulled away.
"Can I play music?" Maya asked after Amzie got on the interstate.
"Go for it." Amzie said before Maya grabbed her phone.
"Z?"
"Smackle?"
"I have a question." Smackle said.
"Isadora Smackle, I swear. If the question is can you pull over so I can pee?—the answer's no." Amzie said as she looked in the rear view mirror.
"No. Not that. What are you taking birth control for?" Smackle asked before Amzie looked at Maya and Riley.
"Should I tell her?"
"Yeah."
"I have endometriosis. Basically, tissue that normally lines my uterus is growing outside of it. The birth control helps keep my hormones in check." Amzie said.
"Who knows?"
"Luke, Riley, Maya, Shawn, Katy. I was gonna wait until after the trip to tell you, Zay, and Farkle." Amzie said.
"I'm sorry, Z."
"That's okay. Who's calling me? Hello?" Amzie asked after Maya answered the call.
"Paige."
"Lucas."
"Can you hear me?" Lucas asked before Amzie rolled her eyes.
"Lucas, Jesus Himself can hear you. You're connected to the aux. What do you want?" Amzie asked as the girls chuckled.
"We can hear your Fergie and we're two car spaces behind you." Lucas said.
"Lucas, you ignorant slut. First of all: this is Iggy, bitch. Second: I hope Mom can hear me all the way in Boston." Amzie said.
"Paige—"
"You're killing my vibe. Bye." Amzie said before she hung up.
"It's me. Fergie. The pimp! Pollo—!"
"What's the word, hummingbird?" Amzie asked after Farkle called her.
"You need to turn around." Farkle said.
"Why?"
"We're broken down on the side of the road." Farkle said before he hung up.
"Okay, hold on." Amzie said before she did a u turn in the street.
"Isn't this illegal?" Riley asked.
"Do you see any cops around?" Amzie asked before she did another u turn and parked by the boys.
"No."
"Then no. What happened? Are you guys okay?" Amzie asked after she and the girls got out of their car.
"We're fine. It's the battery. I called the rental company. We're gonna have to stay here tonight and they'll give us another car in the morning." Luke said.
"Sometimes I wonder how stuff like this happens to us and how we're best friends with someone who can't spell their middle name." Zay said as he looked at Luke.
"I think I have it down now. F—" Luke started.
"Nope. You're wrong already." Amzie said as she shook her head.
"What?—but my middle name's Philbert." Luke said before Amzie nodded.
"Yeah, but it starts with a P." Amzie said.
"The hell?"
"Anyway, how are we gonna get to a hotel? This isn't what I had in mind." Amzie said after she drove to the hotel with Luke in the passenger seat, Farkle and Smackle in the middle, and Maya, Riley, and Lucas in the back with Zay on Lucas's lap.
"What did you have in mind?" Luke asked as he looked at his fiancée.
"Strapping Zay to the roof of the car." Amzie said with a shrug before she parked.
"Let's go get our rooms." Luke said before everyone walked into the lobby of the hotel.
"Oprah has her own magazine? She's so powerful. No wonder you like her so much." Amzie said as she looked at Zay.
"Right!"
"I got our rooms. The boys get one room and the girls get the other. They're connected. Do you guys wanna order pizza and watch a movie?" Luke asked after he walked over.
"Sure."
"Okay, I'll go order it. Here's the room keys." Luke said before he handed the keys to Amzie.
"Okay, cool. Let's go, guys." Amzie said before they headed for their room.
"What movie should we watch?" Riley asked after they got to the room.
"Titanic!"
"I'm about to be pissed." Amzie said as she pulled her hair up
"Why?"
"That movie pisses me off." Amzie said as she sat on one of the beds.
"We can choose something else." Riley said as everyone nodded.
"No, it's okay. Let's play some music." Amzie said before she started playing Problem.
"Okay."
"I got one less one less problem."
"Head in the clouds. Got no weight on my shoulders. I could be wiser and realize that I got!" Luke sang after he ran in, making everyone laugh.
"Oh my God. Let's watch this movie before I pee myself from laughing." Amzie said before everyone got situated.
"That was a good movie. Do you think they'll make a sequel?" Lucas asked before everyone looked at him.
"The son of a bitch sunk, Lucas!" Amzie said as everyone laughed.
"You angry?" Maya asked as she looked at her best friend.
"Y'all know that there was enough room for both of them on that door. She could've moved over. Leonardo could've survived. She didn't have to do him like that." Amzie said as Maya chuckled.
"Wait. What state are we in? My mom wants to know." Zay said after he looked up from his phone.
"I wonder." Luke said as he held up the pizza box, which said South Carolina Pizza Co.
"You coulda just said South Carolina." Zay said before he went back to his phone.
"What time is it?" Riley asked after she stretched.
"10:30."
"We should go to bed so we can leave early and get to Orlando." Farkle said as everyone stood up.
"Okay."
"We're gonna go to our room. See you in the morning." Lucas said before he, Farkle, and Zay went to their room.
"Night. I love you." Luke said before he kissed Amzie.
"I love you."
"Remember your pill." Luke said before he went to his room.
"Got it. Where's Riley?" Amzie asked after she grabbed a bottle of water.
"See that lump on the bed over there?" Maya asked as she gestured to one of the beds.
"Yeah?"
"That's her."
"Riley, what's the matter?" Amzie asked after she sat next to her best friend.
"Leonardo DiCaprio is so beautiful. I can't handle it." Riley said before Amzie chuckled and rubbed her back.
"Me too, honey."
"Z, are you gonna take a shower?" Smackle asked as she looked at the blonde.
"No, I'll get one in the morning. Go ahead." Amzie said as she gestured to the bathroom.
"Okay, thanks."
"Wait. I need a sleep shirt. Are all of you guys decent?" Amzie asked after she knocked on the door connecting the rooms.
"—except for your fiancé, yeah." Farkle said before Amzie walked in.
"Oh okay. I can go in. I need a shirt." Amzie said as she looked at Luke, who was in a towel and brushing his teeth.
"Over there." Luke said as he nodded to his bag before going back to brushing his teeth.
"Thanks, doll."
"Uh huh."
"What do you need his shirt for?" Lucas asked after Amzie grabbed a T-shirt from Luke's bag.
"—to sleep in. Duh. Okay, goodnight, everybody. I love you." Amzie said before she kissed Luke on the cheek.
"Love you."
"Night, Paigey."
"Night, Amz." Farkle said as Zay puckered his lips, him getting a pillow launched at his face by a certain freckled boy.