Coffee Boy and Cupcake Girl

By writer_incognito_206

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UNDER MAJOR EDITING Shanaya is just an indian american elementary school teacher. She loves books like there'... More

chapter 2- how to embarass Nyra PT 1.
chapter 3- boys and bitches
chapter 4-the queen of flip offs
chapter 5- tears
chapter 6-apologies, or not?
chapter 7- restaurants and friendships
chapter 8-
chapter 9- racism
chapter 10- Miraculous Ladybug
chapter 11- pizza
chapter 12- first graders and high schoolers
chapter 13- warm ice packs
chapter 14- cupcake destroyer
chapter 15- almost kiss
chapter 16- strictly platonic
chapter 17-christmas party
chapter 18- the unofficial breakup
chapter 19-
chapter 20- dancing and kisses
chapter 21- fiona
chapter 22- fifty year olds and grocery shopping
chapter 23- noah
chapter 24- goodbye fiona
chapter 25-panic attack
chapter 26- fiona and lily
chapter 27- noah's place
chapter 28- restocking the pantry
chapter 29- whiny bitch
chapter 30- butterflies
chapter 31- feelings
chapter 32- kiss kiss
chapter 33- frying pan
chapter 34- bar-bar
chapter 35- lunchtime
chapter 36- matchmaking
chapter 37-boss man
chapter 38- strippers
chapter 39- first class is trippy
chapter 40- JAPAN SLAPS
chapter 41- copycat
chapter 42- i'm not ticklish
chapter 43- almost love
chapter 44- sweetheart
chapter 45- creepy weirdo
chapter 46- i want a kiss
chapter 47-foodie
chapter 48- strippers
chapter 49- love of my life
chapter 50- confessions, and dinner parties
chapter 51- dinner party pt 2.
chapter 52- liar
chapter 53- i'm sorry
chapter 54- finky
chapter 55- you got an attitude
chapter 56- make up
chapter 57- get out of my damn house
chapter 58- dress shopping and mount everest
chapter 59- bitchiest of them all
chapter 60- payback's a bitch
chapter 61- I love you, always
chapter 62- takes two to tango
chapter 63- kisses, dreams, and doofus
chapter 64- french kiss
chapter 65- emotional mess
chapter 66- irritating interruptions
chapter 67- kiss me
chapter 68- bitchiest of them all
chapter 69- emily corson
chapter 70- breaking my heart
chapter 71- noah is a crackpot
chapter 72-houses and confessions
chapter 73- love you more
chapter 74- sappy sappy sappy
chapter 75-
chapter 76-nightmare
chapter 77- i swear i'm comitting murder
chapter 78- more sappy sappy sappy
chapter 79- family forever
chapter 80- sick day
chapter 81- sugar daddy
chapter 82- wiggle jiggle jiggle
chapter 83- hospital
chapter 84- hurt me
chapter 85- chipotle
chapter 86- hurt me again
chapter 87- donuts
chapter 88- don't touch me
chapter 89- i'm cool because i'm part robot
chapter 90- everest and lily, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Chapter 91-fucking tease
chapter 92- big dick energy
chapter 93- ring size
chapter 94- cyborg
chapter 95- you're my person
chapter 96- dead man
chapter 97- long lost family
chapter 98-wifey material
chapter 99-pre proposal
chapter 100- fall on me
chapter 101- post proposal feelings
chapter 102- blue raspberry flavored ice cream
chapter 103- weddings are so awesome
chapter 104- how to deal with bitchy bartenders
chapter 105- please, don't die on me
chapter 106- nightmarish pt 1.
chapter 107- nightmarish pt 2.
chapter 108- nightmarish pt.3
chapter 109- nightmarish pt 4
chapter 110- nightmarish pt 5
chapter 111- nightmarish pt 6
chapter 112- nightmarish pt. 7
chapter 113- don't die, please. I need you
chapter 114- double wedding? no.
chapter 115- dress shopping
A/N and Thank You
Bonus 1
Bonus 2
Bonus 3
Bonus 4
Bonus 5
Epilogue: And they died. Happily Ever After

chapter 1- coffee and cupcakes

277 11 2
By writer_incognito_206



Chapter 1

I was sitting at the coffee shop just minding my own business. And then this jerk. appeared. One of THE WORST people ever. Honestly. Like, how can a person be that arrogant?

My best friends Nyra, Anvi and I had all decided to head out to the library. Anvi hhit it off with someone at the library, andwe decided to meet her at the coffee shop next door once she was done talking to him. Not wanting to interrupt them, Nyra and I were currently at this fantastic coffee shop, that happened to be right next to the library. it 's definitely one of my most favorite places in the entire city. I was about to munch on a cupcake, and was waiting in line for our drinks to get ready.I had my favorite Harry Potter t-shirt on plus some white jeans, and this random guy bumps into me and spills his hot coffee all over me.  It was hot and tit stung my skin. I gasped at the sudden heat on my clothes. I looked at the guy.  I  took a deep breath. That's not a big deal, I can always wash my jeans and my shirt. I was about to tell him that it wasn't a big deal to bump into me. But then, he has the AUDACITY to tell me this.

"You should watch where you're going, cupcake," Are you FREAKING KIDDING ME?? If anything, this guy bumped into me. I was literally just standing in line, and he spills his coffee over me. He should be the one apologizing. And cupcake? Seriously?? What the hell?? I'm not a freakin CUPCAKE by any standards. And he dumped hot coffee. On my Harry Potter T-shirt. Like this bitch about to get thrown.

"I don't know if you're blind or something, but you bumped into me, not the other way around. Watch where you're going sweetheart," I tell him. His face contorts in anger, and then, waits for it..... He POURS THE REST OF THE COFFEE ON MY SHIRT! My Precious Harry Potter shirt!!! I am SO MAD. Who in the WHOLE DUCKING WORLD does that???? I let out a small cry at the sudden heat on my already coffee soaked skin. I'm absolutely pissed now. Who the hell does this guy think he is? 

 I take my cupcake and smash it in his face, and walk over to my table and sit down. Ugh what a dumbass.. Who does he think he is? No one messes with me. And NO ONE dumps coffee on my Harry Potter shirt. And then blames me.  Plus, he made me waste a cupcake. What the hell, dude? 

I look at his face and start dying. It's hilarious. He is furious. Well, that's what you get for being a jerk to a stranger, in my FAVORITE shop, and for ruining my Harry Potter shirt, and for making me waste a cupcake. He wipes the cupcake off his face as Nyra comes back and gets our drinks. Now I'm sad. That was a waste of a perfectly good cupcake. . Nyra sits down and starts laughing at me. Ugh, seriously? I gave her a look and she managed to quiet down.

"You haven't even got your drink yet and you STILL managed to spill something on your shirt? Seriously Naya?" I mean, I am clumsy, but still.

"I didn't spill it, that jerk over there spilled it on my HARRY POTTER SHIRT and then told me to flipping WATCH WHERE I WAS GOING! And then he dumped the rest of his coffee on me, so I smashed a cupcake in his face." I explain, pointing to the arrogant coffee dude who spilled it on my shirt. He's glaring at me. I glare right back at him. Two can play this game.

Nyra starts busting her gut. her shoulders shaking with laughter.

"You- you smashed a cupcake in- hi-his face?" She hysterically laughs

"That, I did. And let me tell you, it's a complete waste of a perfectly good cupcake." I say pouting. Now I don't get cupcakes. He made me waste it. And My harry Potter shirt. MY HARRY POTTER SHIRT. Plus, I didn't bring any more money. Ugh my life is so hard. And yes, I am dramatic. LET ME LIVE.

Anvi walks into the coffee shop, and spots us. I wave her over.

'What's with the face?" She asks me.

"Look what that freaking quack did to my Harry potter shirt!! And He wasted my cupcake!" I tell her, super mad at him. Jerkwad.

"Naya, there's a smashed cupcake on his face. Why do I feel like I'm missing something?"

" FINE. He bumped into me and then had the AUDACITY to tell him that it was my fault, and so I told him to watch where he's going. THEN, he DUMPED all of his coffee on my shirt and so, I smashed a cupcake on his face."

Anvi starts laughing.

"HE FREAKING WASTED MY CUPCAKE! MY FOOD!" This causes them to laugh even harder.

The coffee dude comes over to me and glares at me.

"I don't know who you think you are-" I cut him off.

"You got a little something on your face there, buddy," I tell him, smirking. Barely able to contain my laughter at his furious expression.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Yeah. An arrogant jerk who doesn't know how to watch where he's going." He slams his hand down on the table.

"You're going to regret this."

"Okay, Coffee Boy." He walks away.

"Don't forget to wipe your face!" I yell as he walks out.

We all start dying of laughter. Oh my god, that was hysterical. Except for the cupcake. It's completely his fault. If he wasn't a jerk, I wouldn't have had to smash it on his face. Good thing I wouldn't have to see him again. At least, I hoped not.  



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