Adopted by Heathers Cast

By chaoticgeek

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Catlynn Reeve is no stranger to abuse. Her father and older brother have abused her since the day she was bor... More

Intro
Aw Look, Catlynn's Gonna Whine
So I'll Build A Dream That I Can Live In
Somebody Hug Me, Somebody Fix Me!
The Tiniest Lifeboat...
...Full of People I Know
It's Just You And Me, And The Castmates Who Love You
Act Like We're All Still Kids
This Could Be Beautiful
I Can't Promise No More Hospitals
She Was Sweet, She Said That I Was Smart
You're Welcome
Catlynn, Sure You're Scared, I've Been There
No One Sees The Me Inside Of Me
Wanna Fight For Me?
Dreadful Etiquette, I Know
We Always Knew You Were a Winner
Who Knew I Had This Thirst?
If She Had Your Shot
You Need The Strength To Pretend It's No Big Deal
Honey, Whatcha Waiting For?
At The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee...
Guilt, Regret, Anxiety, Fears We Dare Not Name
You're The One I Choose
Let Us Be Thirteen
Storms Are Approaching, There's Nowhere to Hide
Catlynn, I'm So Sorry...
Why Do I Cry Myself To Sleep?
This Could Be Our Final Chance
Greetings and Salutations
Think, Long and Hard
Are We On For Movie Night?
I've Been Thinking, Praying, Reading Some Magazines
Are There Any Happy Endings?
It's Time For Big Fun
Holy Crap! This Is Awesome!
So Let The Speakers Blow
Catlynn's Chandler Nightmare
Maybe Prom Night, Maybe Dancing
What's Your Damage?
Fine, We're Damaged, Really Damaged
That Freak's Not Your Friend, I Can Tell In The End
Time For You To Prove You're Not A Loser Anymore
Hold Me Tighter, Even Closer
They Made You Cry, But That Will End Tonight
Whine, Whine, Whine All Night
But We Let Go, Take A Deep Breath
We Can Start and Finish Wars
Life Is Random and Unfair
Catlynn, What's Going On?
Brand New Sheriff's Come To Town
People Hurt Us...
Hey, Mr. No-Name-Kid
Don't You Want A Life With Me?
Hope You'll Miss Me, Wish You'd Kiss Me
You Heard The Man, It's Time To Rage!
Got No Time To Talk
My Best Friend Seemed To Have It All Together
My Friend, You Will Be Missed
The Folks Are Gone, It's Time For Big Fun!
I Might Be Beautiful
It's My Favorite Moment Of The Bee
Are We Going To Have A Problem?
But Just Underneath Was A Terrified Girl...
Let's Be Normal, See Bad Movies
Blame It On Your Daddily and Mammily
When Are You Returning? I Know We Agreed
Chaos is What Killed The Dinosaurs, Darling
How I Wish You Were Home...
It's Possible, Anything's Possible
Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm Thinking of You...
I Saved A Chair For My Mom...
Are You A Heather? No, I'm A Catlynn
I'm Hugging My Knees
I'm Alone in the Universe
I'll Be Home With You
Solla Sollew...
My Future's In Your Hands
I Am Damaged
Shut Up, Violet!
My Own Planets and Stars Are Glowing
I'm A Thinker, And I Think Thinks!
Give Me Some Hope Here
We're The Asteroid That's Overdue
My Problems Were Myriad, I Just Started My Period
Why Rehash A Nasty Crash?
One True Friend In The Universe
Set Your Sights, I Am On A Mission!
Regrets and Goodnight
Mama, Mama, Mama!
I'm Drifting Through Space And Cannot Steer!
I'm Going Home, And That, Sir, Is That!
Stick Around Here, Make Things Better
Baking Cookies, Eating Paste
Look Who's With Her, Oh My God
Joy Never Comes For Free
Try Not To Think, Try To Behave
My Philosophy Is Simply, Things Could Be Worse!
Don't Worry, I'm Not Nervous
I Think Dad Is Angry, Ma
...And I Do Not Know What To Do
But We Are Equals, Ma, Where Neither Condescends!
I'd Rather Have Christmas Than War, Wouldn't You?
In These Lights, Can You Feel Our Pain?
Tell Yourself How Lucky You Are
Why Do They Hate Me? Why Don't I Fight Back?
Brains In My Head and Feet In My Shoes
And Will You Succeed? You Will, Yes Indeed!
Our Perfect Little Girl...
Save Our Dust, Sir!
Breaking The Peace, Creating A Fuss
You're On Your Own, You Know What You Know
Think And Wonder And Dream
Welcome to My School, This Ain't No High School
There's A Faraway Land So The Stories All Tell
Catlynn's Trying To Keep Him Out Now...
...Too Late! He Got In
We Were Kind Before, We Can Be Kind Once More
Here Comes The Cootie Squad!
I Was Meant To Be Yours
And You Feel Almost Normal...
Yo Girl, Keep It Together
You Were The Perfect Child
Wake From This Coma
And In This Case I Say The Shoe Fits
We Have Rights! That's Why We Complain
Mama, I Made A Friend
You Were Good But Not Good Enough
Doesn't Anyone Else Care About The Rules?
And I'll Sing You A Lullaby...
You Are The Only Thing That's Right About This Broken World
If I Go To Washington, Will I Be On My Own?
Life is Pandemonium!
I Try Not To Disappoint
Mama, I Love You
Woe is Me
Troubles There Are Few
That's The Reason We Despair
Please Let Me Say It One Time Louder
You're Planning Your Future, Catlynn McLemore
Who Will Be My Chaperone?
I'll Make It Happen, And Not As Previously Reckoned...
...Cause I Will Not Come In Second!
Kids Are Mean, Kids'll Talk
All For You
Your Love's Too Good To Lose
Not One Person Is Listening
When The News Is All Bad
I Believe In Ethical Conduct
A Very Nice, Very Very Nice, Very Nice Beginning
I'd Trade My Life For Yours
But You Didn't React...
Tell Me What You're Learning
I Had Quietly Packed
Winner's Destination: Washington, D.C.
Could You Be Seen With Me And Still Act Proud?
You're Right, That Really Blows
Maybe We Won't Grow Up
My Letter To Catlynn

A Special Thank You

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By chaoticgeek

On September 22nd, 2020, I made a decision I had no idea would change my life forever.

I clicked on the "New Story" button on Wattpad. The story's title? "Adopted by Heathers Cast." The description was bland, the cover was basically a picture of the Heathers cast with words slapped on it. I was making this for fun, or so I thought.

People actually seemed to like it. I was gaining followers and reads like crazy, and when people left comments, it made me smile like an idiot.

To bookworm6570 Without you, this book would've never been possible. Ever since I got your "Adopted by Beetlejuice" book in my recommendations, I knew that this is what I wanted to do. So thank you.

To ConfusedShifterMars. Thank you for being my best friend for half a year and strong. Thanks for reading my book and always being the best friend ever...even if you did get a bit mad at me.

To Isle_Of_Spaceheaters. Thanks for supplying me with evil plans galore and still getting mad at me about said plans. Also, you're a good friend. Evil, but good.

TheatreGeek1011, Ari_XOXO13 and kenzieslovelyworld , you guys rock! Thanks for being 3 of my most loyal readers and the best friends I could ever ask for. Even if you do hate me sometimes for how evil my plans get.

To yeetintomycandystore . I trust you with Cat and Jupie's relationship. Even though you say you can't handle it, I'm 100% sure you can. Keep writing your ABH, I love it and so do plenty of others.

To MichaelMellsBathroom I love you and I love when you get mad at me in DMs because of how evil I can get sometimes. You're an amazing friend and thanks for being with me for so long

To the Discord squad (you know who you are) thanks for being some of my best friends and yelling at me whenever I do something evil. (veru-is-satan , your raging always makes my day) Just saying, you guys are gonna be raging plenty with some of the plans I have for Val...

And finally, to all the people who have read, voted, and commented on ABH, it means the world to me. Thank you for making these six months that much better.

I love you all. On to ABBMC!

~Em

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