Androids as Parents!!

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I'm a sucker for parental headcanons XD
For this scenario, the android found a human baby and took them in.
Also because they live on the bunker, Operators 6O and 21O and the Commander will not be included.
Yay!

2B:

-she's more done with everything else

-she doesn't mean to neglect her duties, but you've become important to her, and she hates having to leave you for a mission.

-within a week or two she's gone, like you could throw up and she'll wonder how you got so cute
(2B throw up is what we call disgusting not endearing.)

-protective mama alert! When you're old enough she'll start teaching you how to defend yourself and she even gave you an abandoned pod she found

-not the best with the emotional needs of a baby but thanks for 9S she'll learn lullabies and stories to tell you

-when you start arguing with her she wouldn't shout or anything she'd just get really quiet and that scares you tbh

-cause she has a blindfold it's harder for her to give you The Look but she manages

-oh you never actually call the pod by it's designation, instead you call it something like Shiny Box or Laser Box or whatever, she absolutely adores that

-if anyone, and I mean ANYONE ever hurt you 2B would be out for blood

-emotions are prohibited but Y/N IS SO DARN CUTE she doesn't know how to handle all these new emotions

-overall supportive and protective mom, very cool, she's doing her best and she's learning with you

9S:

>better for handling your emotional needs, can calm you down from a tantrum quickly, 2B is lowkey jealous-

>but hates dealing with the fluids. Ew, that's disgusting. (9S calm down it's literally drool at least it's not-oh. Well now it's throw up.)

>will carry you around everywhere (at least where he deems it safe)

>will also order a pod to watch over you-guess what, he made sure you learned it's proper designation! That doesn't stop you from calling it doom boom though

>proud dad. You rolled over? He's recorded it and sent it to the bunker. You talked gibberish? Recorded. The commander has to order him to stop sending him videos because that's not the first time they've said daddy please stop filling up valuable data space

>he reluctantly left you with pascal when he went on a mission once and now "Uncle Pascal" is the designated babysitter

>will go on little hunts throughout the city just to find storybooks and toys for you.

>he'd never stop showering you in affection even when you were inevitably old and gray

>cries when he thinks about the possibility of having to bury you after you grow old and die (there's no way he'll accept the possibility of you dying before such event)

>searches for more human children so that you aren't the only one left

>becomes known as "Uncle Nines" to the children in Pascal's village

A2:

>out of the three androids, she takes the longest to open up to you

>great at cleaning up any fluids, but isn't the best at calming you down or entertaining you

>but the more she takes care of you the more she gets protective of you

>if anybody wakes you up from your nap she's going to kill them cause unhappy baby is sad baby

>orders pod 042 to protect you instead of her which means that she doesn't have to listen to it and you have some form of protection

>did I mention that she made a carrier for you?

>you know the orb thing baby yoda rides in? Imagine that but a little bigger

>above all she hates the idea of leaving you alone-Thats why she made that carrier. She doesn't want to leave you alone cause she hates that feeling herself

>she knows that you can't take the place of her old comrades but she's still grateful to have someone else in her life

>when you're older she teaches you how to wield a sword and how to command pod 042, who you actually call 042 on a good day

>you are actually really good with a sword and though you're not as invincible as your mom you do end up supporting her in battle

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