[E]verlasting [M]emories

Playing Uno Featuring YOU!

You, a hooman, did not enjoy watching your friends risk their lives in battle. Thus you decided.....
An uno game would settle the score.
You prepared yourself for chaos, but the androids (and Adam and Eve) had no idea what to expect.
Since this is on earth those dear operators will not be joining you.
Oh and you requested that everyone find a way to keep knowledge of their cards from everyone else to keep people from cheating
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2B: stocks up on draw twos, skips, and draw fours and will only use them if necessary. For some reason, this doesn't always work, and she rarely wins.

"Your plan has been thwarted...again. If you didn't try to make me draw cards, you might have actually gotten somewhere."

9S: has no strategy whatsoever and is the one unintentionally causing chaos. Somehow this no strategy strategy is helpful, and he's won a couple rounds this way.

"Y/N? Are you sure I played the game right? I mean, five draw fours on top of each other have got to be overkill, right? Right?"

Adam: tries to read while playing, that didn't work out so well. When he stopped reading he became observant as heck and was very good at guessing what other players had. He doesn't pay attention to his own hand very much though, and only won twice

"Interesting choice of card to play...well played,  2B. Now I am the one who must draw cards."

Eve: is the one who tries to get people to draw cards but that backfires most of the time. He's never won, and he's always the last one with cards, mostly because if it's just him verses Adam he literally throws his cards in the air and leaves.

"I'm not going to play against my brother! Count me as the loser, I don't care, but I won't make my brother lose!"

You: Is the person threatening to murder anyone who lays a draw 2 or 4 on you. Managed to hit Eve with a pillow after he laid down a draw four for the third time (without it coming back to bite him of course). Now everyone takes your threats seriously (and keeps all throwable items out of your reach until the game's conclusion). Also lays down draw 4's and skips and other cards like those when other players least expect it, keeping everyone on their toes. Wins most of the time, or at least until others pick up strategies.

   "Honey, hope you weren't planning on going out first. That honor goes to me! Draw four, sucker! And that is all of my cards!"
(Everyone else: *confused/angry screaming)

A2: didn't want to play originally, but eventually caved. Pulls out her weapons on Adam and Eve when they make her draw cards or skip her, so they end up next to you and 9S, since Eve doesn't want to get his brother out.
(Example of seats: 2B, A2, 9S, Adam, You, Eve)

"That's it, I'm done being nice. Let me know when you've decided to play a civilized game. I'll be killing the enemy."
(You: no don't go it's not as fun with less people ;-;)

Which character sounds like something you would do?