[E]verlasting [M]emories

Incorrect quotes

Very simple I placed Y/N, Adam, Eve, 2B, 9S, A2, Commander, and operators 6O and 21O into an incorrect quotes generator so commence the madness!

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Adam: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Y/N: The cow???

Adam: What?

Eve: Y/N, W H Y?

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Eve, whispering to Adam, who's on the phone with Y/N: Ask them something!

Adam: How are you feeling?

Y/N: Fine.

Eve: Something personal!

Adam: At what age did you first get your period?

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Eve: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Adam: Wasn't Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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9S: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Y/N: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

2B: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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9S: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Y/N: I'm a knife.

2B, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Commander: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Adam: Who the f*ck added me to a f*cking group chat?

2B: >:O language

9S: Yeah watch your f*cking language

Eve: OKAY WHO TAUGHT 9S THE F*CK WORD?

Y/N: 'The f*ck word'.

A2: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

9S: Oh my gosh they censored it

Y/N: Say f*ck, A2.

9S: Do it, A2. Say f*ck.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Adam: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

9S: ...I did. I broke it.

Adam: No. No you didn't. 2B?

2B: Don't look at me. Look at Eve.

Eve: What?! I didn't break it.

9S: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Eve: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

2B: Suspicious.

Eve: No, it's not!

Y/N: If it matters, probably not, but A2 was the last one to use it.