Jack: What the fu-
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Adam: Oh, well that's understandable....
Jack: Why do I feel a "but" coming on?
Adam: No "but".
Adam: However...
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Adam: How did the secret get out? I only told Ryan!
Ryan: And I only told Jack.
Jack: And I told many, many people.
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Jack: I spilled my apple juice :((
Adam: How?
Jack: I don't know, I just stopped holding it.
Adam:
Adam: Why am I not surprised?
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Ryan: I have great news! You know how you always wanted that book?
Adam: *Gasp* Oh my God!
Ryan: That's right! *Opens door* I bought you a duck!
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Jack: Ouch! My armkle!
Alba: Your what?
Adam: His wrist.
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(When Ryan and Cat first started to date)
Adam: So, did you kiss her?
Ryan: No, the moment wasn't right. Look, this girl could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.
Adam: Aw, that's so sweet.
Jack: So you chickened out, like a little b*tch.
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(On a date)
Alba: You don't have to use chopsticks to impress me.
Jack, trying to pick up his drink with the chopsticks: No, no, I can do it.
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Adam: I am well aware that I've set myself on fire.
Adam: I also don't need your pity water.
Adam: Just let me burn in peace.
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Adam: Alright, everyone listen up! I have an important announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Jack: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Adam: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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Ryan: I made macaroni and poison.
Ryan: It's like macaroni and cheese, but with a special ingredient.
Adam: *Quickly gets himself seconds*
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Jack: I have never done anything wrong ever.
Adam: That's a lie, but I still love you.
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Interviewer: So which of the AJR brothers are you?
Jack, cheekily: The coolest one.
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Jack: Well, according to my research, you're a b*tch!
Adam: Any citations?
Jack: What?
Adam: I said, do you have any f*cking citations for that claim?
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Ryan, calling Adam: Hello, Adam? My hands are stuck in Pringles tubes..... Both hands....
Ryan: It's not important how I dialed the number just send help!
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
