(A/N) It's almost my birthday!!!!!!
Well, it's like a month and a half away but still-
But anyway, what AJR song do you relate to the most?
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(When Jack and Ryan were kids)
Jack and Ryan: *Gives Adam a quiz to test how smart he is*
Adam, reading the first question: If a woman has starch marks on her-
Adam: Wait.
Adam, rereading it: If a WOMEN has.... Starch MASKS on her body,
Adam: Does that mean she has been PERGNAT BEFORE???
Adam:
Jack and Ryan:
Adam:
Adam: I cannot comprehend how stupid the wording and the question itself is.
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Ryan: So why are you mad at Jack this time?
Adam: He keeps replacing regular words with animals to annoy me!
Jack: I don't do it on porpoise.
Adam: Get out.
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(When they were kids)
Jack: The floor is hot lava!
Jack: *Helps Ryan up onto the counter*
Jack: *Pushes Adam off*
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Ryan: Hey, Adam? Do you have any bags we could borrow?
Adam: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Jack: Literally all you had to say was "no".
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Adam, opening Jack's door: Hey, it's time to go-
Jack, in the middle of a breakdown: gEt THE f*Ck oUt oF My ROoM I'M pLayIng mInecRaFt!
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Ryan: The police don't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can just take them.
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Ryan, texting Adam: Nose
Ryan: I typed that with my nose lol
Adam: Heart
Ryan: What?? Are you okay??
Adam:
Ryan: Answer me, Adam
Adam:
Ryan: OMG ADAM-
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Ryan: Adam, do you believe in ghosts?
Adam: There is no such thing as ghosts.
Jack: But our maid said there's ghosts!
Adam: Both of you, pack your bags and meet me in the car.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.