(A/N) This chapter is dedicated to my darling gretchen_turningout
<3Anyway, assuming AJR is your first fav band, what's your second fav band?
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Ryan: I just be spending my days vibing.
Adam: You aren't "vibing", you're in severe psychological distress.
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Jack: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Adam: People die when you have fun.
Jack:
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Ryan: Adam, I don't think you should drink anymore coffee today.
Adam: It cures depression.
Ryan: I don't think it works like tha-
Adam: More espresso, less depresso.
Ryan:
Jack: You can't argue with that.
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Jack: I have a plan for the concert.
Adam: I'm already terrified.
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(In the future. Jack is teaching Winter his ways)
Winter: Pass the salt.
Jack: What's the magic word?
Winter: Or else.
Jack, passing the salt over: That's my nephew!
Ryan:
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Jack: Arnetta's chapstick tastes really good.
Ryan: What?!
Adam: Did you two kiss?! I'm sorry but I'm telling Alba!
Arnetta, bursting through the door: F*ck no! He ATE it!
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Jack: How much nutella have you had today?
Ryan, in a pile of empty nutella bottles: Now is not the time to talk about my flaws as a person.
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Ryan: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.
Jack: Star fruit??
Ryan: So close! That's actually a shape.
Jack: Lemon!
Ryan: You do realize what you're saying, right?
Jack: Green beans!
Ryan: That isn't a fruit???
Adam: What about...... Oranges???
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Ryan: The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookespeared.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
ЮморY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.