(A/N) I can't remember what incorrect quotes I've used, sorry. Also I'm trying to distract myself rn because gretchen_turningout would be sad if I hurt myself.
Anyway lmaoodisjsjd, what's the worst AJR lyric in your opinion?
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Jack: *Falls on stage*
Fans: OH MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY?
Jack: Make a wish, you just saw a falling star.
Fans:
Adam:
Ryan:
Jack: Also I broke my ankle.
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Ryan: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Adam: I know. That's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels it out.
Ryan: That's not how it works.
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Jack, having a mental breakdown over school: I don't think I'm able to write this report before the deadline starts beatboxing.
Adam, who had been trying to help him: Wait what?
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Manager, trying to fill out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AFAB or AMAB?
Ryan: I don't know what that means, haha.
Jack: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
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Ryan: My favorite acronym is BBQ.
Ryan: It stands for "blease be quiet."
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Jack, admiring Alba from afar: She could end my life and I'd thank her for it.
Adam: I'd thank her for it, too.
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Ryan: What's the story where they bring the monster alive and then have to destroy it?
Adam: Frankenstein?
Jack: Frosty the Snowman?
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Adam: What are you afraid of?
Jack: Clowns.
Adam: Then stop looking in the mirror.
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Jack: Shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodelling techniques.
Arnetta: That just kept getting weirder and weirder. Please don't speak to me again.
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Ryan, ominously texting Adam: I'm in your apartment.....
Adam: ?!?
Ryan: I stole a bowl of cereal.
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Ryan: English is a difficult language, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.