(A/N) heyyy, I'm here to try and make y'all way less sad.
If you could only listen to one AJR song for the rest of your life, what song would it be?
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Jack: We have a problem.
Adam: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Ryan: So tonight I was thinking we could stay up late playing checkers and say all the things we like about each other.
Kidnapper, crying: Your brother paid the ransom three days ago, please just go home.
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Jack: My DNA test results came back positive. I definitely have DNA.
Ryan: Quit bragging.
Adam:
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(Jack when he's a cute little baby)
Toddler Jack: *crawling around the living room*
Adam:
Adam: *Picks him up* This is mine now.
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Jack: Don't you think this is crazy?
Alba: What?
Jack: My heart is beating so fast right now.
Alba, blushing: Why?
Jack: There's a cockroach near your feet.
Alba: *screams*
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Ryan: Hey, are you okay?
Adam: Yeah.
Ryan: You don't look okay....
Adam: Then stop looking.
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(My Hat-Man book)
Adam: What's up guys? I'm back.
Jack: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Adam: Death is a social construct.
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Ryan: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I'm also in the house tonight.
Jack: But are you shuffling?
Ryan: Everyday.
Adam: GET THAT SPEAKER OFF OF MY BED AND GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT-
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(When Ryan was born)
Adam, on his way to meet his baby brother: I will accept the fact that I'm not an only child anymore, but I will never love my little brother.
*After Ryan's born*
Adam, cuddling in a blanket with Ryan: So that was a f*cking lie.
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Cat: Do you wanna go out with me?
Ryan: Hm, give me a couple of minutes to think about it.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.