(A/N) What's your favorite AJR lyric?
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Jack: How high was I last night?
Alba: You forgot what milk was and called it "Cereal water".
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Ryan: I didn't drink that much last night.
Jack: You were flirting with Cat.
Ryan: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Jack: You asked her if she was single...
Jack: and cried when she said she wasn't.
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Adam: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Ryan: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.
Adam, tearing up: THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!
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Jack: *Loud sigh*
Alba: Babe, what's wrong?
Jack: You haven't looked at me for 10 minutes!
Alba: .... We're watching a movie.
Jack: diD I asK fOr an eXcUsE?!
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Adam: I just want to hear those three little words.
Jack and Ryan: We love you.
Adam: That's sweet, but try again.
Jack and Ryan: .....
Jack and Ryan: We will behave.
Adam: There we go.
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Ryan: Everything will be alright.
Jack: How can you say that?
Ryan: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Jack: Don't worry, I have a permit.
Cop: This just says "I can do whatever I want".
Jack: And don't you forget it!
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Ryan: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. Coconut oil is made from coconuts. So does that mean baby oil is made from-
Adam: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?!
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Adam: What are you? Twelve?
Jack: On a scale of one to ten, yes.
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(A/N) Hey, I know this chapter is short, so sorry about that. I have also decided that I'll be putting more than just incorrect quotes now (but it will still be mostly incorrect quotes). This book is now just basically AJR Crack. Lol.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.