𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜...

Part 79..

"Sing with me Teddy Bear!" Bakugou said out of pure happiness as he squeezed your thigh making you squirm. "If you don't sing with me, you'll piss me the fuck off." Bakugou said as you felt threatened by his words. "I-. Why are you such a fucking Dumbass! Who the fuck threatens someone to sing Kiss Me Thru The Phone!?" You asked confused as hell as Bakugou looked back at you as he glared into your soul making you get actual chills.

"FINE! I'LL SING WITH YOU DAMN!" You yelled out as you chuckled afterward to yourself at how stupid this all was. But it would be a cute memory for both of you. "Yeah, that's what I fucking thought Dumbass." Bakugou said as he smiled to himself that you agreed to sing the song with him. It truly made him happy as he then heard you sing "Baby I been thinking lately so much about you. Everything about you, I like it, I love it." Bakugou just chuckled at how cute you were being.

"Kissing you in public, thinking nothing of it. Roses by the dozen, talking on the phone. Baby you so sexy, your voice is so lovely. I love your complexion, I miss ya, I miss ya, I miss ya. I really wanna kiss you but I can't." You sang along to the song as Bakugou did too making you both smile like an idiot. After a few minutes, the song ended as you looked over at Bakugou who was lowkey chirping at how beautiful that moment was that you both shared.

"I think I'm proud of you that you know all the lyrics to this song." You said jokingly while Bakugou looked at you quickly giving you a quick smile and looked back at the road. "You know how we don't really see each other much right?" Bakugou asked smiling as he looked at the road ahead. "Yeah...?" you said a little confused. "And we're usually on the phone before I go to bed right?" Bakugou asked once more. "Yes..? Don't tell me you do weird shit after our phone calls." You said concerned while Bakugou got flustered.

"No! What the fuck! I-. YOU ARE SUCH A PERV! WHY WOULD I DO THAT! UGH, YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS!" Bakugou said screaming as he was all hot and bothered. "Why the fuck you lying...why you always lying...mmm..oh my god..Stop fucking lying!" You sang the that one vine you heard years ago while Bakugou gripped on your thigh even more tightly than before causing you to shut up as you were lowkey turned on.

"I'm not lying you damn dumbass!" Bakugou said trying to defend himself as you glared at him. "Woah, calm down Jamal. Don't pull out the nine. Hahahahaha." You referenced that one TikTok sound from months ago. Bakugou just shook his head in disappointment. "STOP REFERENCING SHIT DUMBASS!" Bakugou said a little annoyed. "You need to take a break off the internet Dumbass." Bakugou said while you just laughed at him.

"You're just jealous that whenever you reference things you get the wording wrong." You said poking fun at him as he grew irritated. "YOU KNOW WHAT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE SHIT I BOUGHT YOU FAT ASS!" Bakugou said screaming as he then eyed a white bag that was on the truck's floor. You couldn't help but laugh at his reaction as he shook his head. "Awe, did I make my Pomonarian mad?" You said teasingly as Bakugou rolled his eyes. 

You grabbed the white bag as you smiled to yourself at all the junk food Bakugou bought. "Damn, you're such a fat ass. You're going to eat all of this to yourself?" You said teasingly while Bakugou chuckled to himself. "Yeah, you got a problem with it dipshit?" Bakugou said jokingly as you couldn't help but laugh. "You know, sometimes you are kind of funny." You said as you looked through the bag.

"KIND OF?" Bakugou asked as he was a little offended by your comment. "Yeah, deadass. I'm like the comedian in the relationship while you're an uncultured swine." You said as you took out the sour gummy worms. "WHAT THE HELL! THAT'S BULLSHIT! YOUR JOKES ARE SO LAME!" Bakugou said trying to defend himself as you just shrugged at his comment and ripped opened the gummy worm package. "Hm, if you say so Bakubae." You said teasingly as you ate a gummy worm.

Bakugou began screaming at you as he was bringing up the past jokes you've made and told you why they were horrible and not funny. You were unbothered as you were peacefully enjoying your sour gummy worms as Bakugou's voice was completely shut off from your hearing. Bakugou noticed you weren't paying attention to what he was saying and growled softly as he looked at you. You were chirping in happiness as you ate your gummy worms. 

"This fucking Dumbass.." Bakugou said under his breath as he looked back at the road. Since his hand was on your thigh he immediately snatched your gummy worms and put it in between his thighs. You gasped as your precious gummy worms were snatched like a wig. "YOU BAKUBITCH!" You screamed as Bakugou laughed his ass off.  "Next time listen to what I have to say Dumbass." Bakugou said as he grabbed a gummy worm.

Bakugou was about to eat the gummy worm as you immediately snatched it away from him just like taking away candy from a child. You grabbed it and ate it. "I know you're a fat ass and all but if you wanted some just ask next time." You said as you glared at Bakugou as you then grabbed the bag...or so you thought. Both you and Bakugou stayed silent as you both realized what just happened. "T-That's not the bag huh...?" You asked Bakugou who was flustered.

"N-No. That's not the bag...That's my dick..." Bakugou said as you were still grabbing onto it. You immediately screamed as you let go of his bulge and retracted your hand back and placed both your hands on your knees. "I-." Bakugou said but he wasn't able to say anything more as it became awkward as the slice grew bigger. "WHY ARE WE SHY! WE LITERALLY FUCK EACHOTHER WHEN WE GET THE CHANCE AND I-." You said embarrassed as you covered your face with the hand that didn't touch his bulge.