(This video is amazing btw ^)
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Ryan: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Jack, crying: PLEASE just say F*CK!
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Jack: Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.
Adam: Please say something else.
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Ryan: Life gets so much better once you accept yourself for the weird little b*tch that you are.
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Adam, holding up a picture of Jack and Ryan: Have you seen my brothers?
Ezra: Uh, not since yesterday. Are they missing?
Adam: Oh, no. They're fine. They're baking in the kitchen right now.
Adam: I just want people to look at them. Aren't they perfect?
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Ryan: You've been ignoring all of your problems!
Jack: I know.
Ryan: You know that's unhealthy, right?
Jack: I'm ignoring that, too.
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Adam: First of all, I'm not boring. Second of all, my vast knowledge of every cartoon in existence is endearing, so f*ck you.
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Jack: Trauma? You mean the reason I'm freaking hilarious?
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Adam: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Jack: I CAN HUG YOU FOR FORTY FIVE SECONDS????
Adam: No, wait! I said four to five! Not forty five!!!!
Jack, already hugging him: TOO LATE.
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Ryan: You know what really gets my goat?
Jack: El Chupacabra.
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Ryan: See? I told you I was good to drive.
Adam: Dumb*ss, I drove. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate.
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Jack: I love it when Adam is asleep.
Jack: He looks so peaceful, so happy.
Jack, pulling out a marker: And extremely vulnerable!
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Ryan: You know how I roll!
Ryan: And I don't mean that time I fell into a trashcan on top of that hill.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
