Kazakhstan: Do you think they make laundry detergents with different tastes?
Belarus: They do
Kazakhstan: Oh that's cooL wAit-
America: I want to change with world
Canada: For the better right?
America: ...
Canada: ...
America: .........
Canada: Answer the f*cking question
America: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing
Y/n: bUt'cHa diDn'T
Y/n: Папа, how high are you?
Soviet, drunk out of his mind: nO iT's 'Hi hOw aRe yOu'
Kate: I could kill you if I wanted to
Y/n: Oh yeah? Well so could America
Kate: But-
Y/n: Or a cat
Kate: Uh...
Y/n: Or a very dedicated duck
Kate: ...
Y/n: You aren't very special Kate
Ukraine: *banging on the door*
Ukraine: Y/n! Open up!
Y/n: Well it all started when my dad-
Ukraine: That's not what I meant-
Russia: No no, let her finish
Russia: The glass is half empty
America: The glass is half full
Russia: I think you're full of sh*t
Ukraine: Can I take you to the movies? If I'm allowed
Canada: 'If you're allowed'?
Ukraine: I'm not usually allowed to bring snaccs in~
Canada: >///<
Y/n: I can't eat this
Russia: Why?
Y/n: It's too hot
Russia: Well you're way hotter and I still eat y-
USSR: One dinner...I JUST WANT ONE DINNER
USSR: Yeah I have this headache that comes and goes
America: *walks in*
USSR: Yep, there is is again
Belarus: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Y/n: I witnessed the dumb stuff
Russia: I recorded the dumb stuff
Kazakhstan: I joined you in the dumb stuff
Ukraine, crying: AND I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
YOU ARE READING
Heavy is the Cost: Russia X Reader
Fanfictiondo I have to write a summary? it's a Russia X Reader. read the book please?
