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66. elastic heart

shout out to uhhpostrophe (Keith) FOR THE BOMB ASS COVER HE SENT ME TWO BUT WE HAD TO PICK ONE AND HE'S NICE AND SO BE NICE TO HIM

IS CHAPTER 65 PRIVATE BECAUSE WTF WATTPAD PISSES ME OFF SOMETIMES it's telling me 65 is private

A/N: YES I DID NAME THIS CHAPTER AFTER THE SONG ELASTIC HEART IVE WATCHED THAT MUSIC VIDEO COUNTLESS TIMES

I HAVE NEVER LISTENED MORE THEN 30 SECONDS INTO DON'T LET ME GO BECAUSE I ALWAYS CRY

we gotta discuss something guys... We are fucking number 4 in narry...I'm above so many of my favourite books... I LITERALLY CRIED YOOO LIKE FOR REAL I LOVE YOU GUYS AS MUCH AS I LOVE HARRY STYLES AND I LOVE HARRY STYLES A FUCKING LOT IF YOU CAN'T TELL

why did so many of you recommend Harry and Niall having sex on/in a police car like for irony or what

These are our choices guys lets make a decision:

-police car

-glow in the dark lube

-rough sex...

-BDSM IM CRYING it was like handcuffs and blindfolds in specific the tears are real

- horny Harry

-dominant Niall like dominant as fuck

- MORE BDSM BUT NIALL PUNISHING HARRY AFHYYKLSVJ

-then you added like loving sex? Can one have loving sex while blindfolded? How can I write Niall having loving sex while punishing Harry? The struggle is so real

I'll take what you have given me and see what I can do lol

I apologize for this chapter and the content inside of it

66 - Elastic Heart

"Here is your bail sheet AKA the 8-page essay you made me write." I hand the sheet to Liam.

"Sorry, city tightened up security after stupid little Niall decided to visit." Liam glances up at Niall.

"I take it you don't like each other." Zayn says, his face still pressed up against the bars. "I'll give you the love Niall won't."

"We express our never-ending love for each other through hatred." Niall snarls, and I notice his sudden change of mood. "Let's go, Harry."

Usually I'd put up a fight but Niall looks genuinely upset about something --obviously not Liam because Niall can take a joke-- so I nod.

"Officer Payne I heard you have a really big dick. I don't know how my gag reflex is currently? But like, if I was choking on your penis lets say. Would you pull me off or find it kinky?"

I can see Liam glance at me for help but I'm so worried I don't even acknowledge it.

"Does it matter?" Liam manages.

"Yeah; or would we have a safe word? I like safe words. But how would you have a safety word if you can't speak because you're sucking dick?"

"You would pinch their thighs or something." Liam says.

"Oh my God, you're smart and you have a big dick." Zayn is such a slutty romantic. He's the time of person that wants to have sex eight times in a row, then go on a romantic date and watch love actually.

"Lets go." Niall repeats into my ear.

I quickly say, "Bye Liam--"

"Guys. I'm still locked in." Zayn announces, cutting me off, shaking the cell door as Niall turns around ready to leave, "Don't leave, my car got towed and you're my ride home."