this // narry au

71. the perks of anal

no art this chapter because i lost usernames again lol aren't I just the worst I'm disorganized but I'm honest about it and that's all that matters

SO BASICALLY I WAS FUCKING GROUNDED AND MY MOM TOOK AWAY MY PHONE, LAPTOP, COMPUTER EVERY FUCKING DEVICE AND I WANTED TO UPDATE SO BAD BUT I WAS IN SHIT and I'll tell you why later it's a long ass story

A/N: this title was so funny to me I had to keep it i laughed for like 2 minutes and idc if the title has nothing to do with the chapter it's hilarious

I HAD A NIGHTMARE EVERY SINGLE STORY I EVER WROTE IN MY LIFE WAS POSTED ON MY WATTPAD ACCOUT AND I LITERALLY WOKE UP SOO UPSET the first fan fiction I ever wrote was I'm in the one direction concert crowd and Harry sees me, pulls me onto stage and sings Moments to me then we go sail in a boat together and he gets me a kitten on the first date and we name it Lil' Hazza (because duh) then I have telekinesis and Harry is a vampire and Justin Bieber shows up and he wants me and justin bieber is a werwolf and I accidentally fuck Ed Sheeran along the way and we write a song together (the song Grade 8 is what we wrote together because apparently me and Ed Sheeran dated in grade 8....) then im a famous singer and part time superhero and justin and harry fight over me and haha SO ANYWAYS IT WAS A BLOODY FUCKING MESS AND I DREAMED YOU ALL READ IT AND WERE MAKING FUN OF IT AND I WAS SO SAD

not even joking that story was around 400 chapters because all I did was date Harry, break up with him, go to Justin, break up with him, fuck Ed Sheeran, AND REPEAT. And I loved that story tbh but that dream freaked me out so bad I deleted every unpublished story in my works

71 - The Perks of Anal

"I'm calling the police on you." I say as Liam puts me into his car.

"I am the police. It would literally just ring my phone if you called the police." Liam laughs.

"Don't be a smart ass with me." I snap.

"No wonder Niall likes you," Liam hums, "You're a fighter."

"I'm going to break this glass or kick this door open or something."

"This is a police car, it'll be able to withstand it."

"I'll stomp on the door until it opens."

"It was built to withstand people with smart ass ideas like yours."

I scowl at the back of Liam's head, "I don't care if I'm in handcuffs, I'm going to knock you the fuck out."

Liam pauses for a second like he's weighing the chances of me (a skinny, white kid in handcuffs; I look like Captain America before the serum compared to Liam when he was a little twig) being able to knock out him (a tall, muscular police officer; basically Captain America after the serum).

"If you do I'll tell Niall." Liam says finally.

"Let's be honest here for a second Liam, Niall going to side with me or you." I smirk.

"Family comes first," Liam mumbles, taking a sharp turn.

"Me and Niall are family. I've been the only person he's had for what, a year now?"

"I've been the only person he's had for what, his whole life?" Liam snaps back and that makes me go quiet because I don't know anything about Niall's past. It's kinda eerie to me to think Niall knows so much about me and my life and I couldn't name five things about his past.

"Whatever," I mutter under my breath."

Liam bites his lower lip, "Do you remember when Niall told you you're apartment feels like home to him?"