this // narry au

70. it started with a froot

yes, i am updating at 3:50 AM on a school day who's going to stop me

BIGGEST THANK YOU TO no_lol_k BECAUSE SHE MADE THE CUTEST TRAILER IN THE WORLD I CRIED only because the music reminded me of Disney and Niall calls Harry princess like I was shitting myself the first time I watched this

A/N: so if you didn't read.... onE FUCKING MILLION READS SO LIKE FREE CHAPTER BECAUSE THATS CRAZY

did you guys see zendaya's haircut at the grammy's I was so sad she cut ALL HER HAIR OFF AND I LOVED HER HAIR MORE THEN I LOVE MYSELF

1 MILLION GUYS ONE MILLION READSOMF

and uptown funk goes so damn hard like if I hear the intro I drop everything and have to preform the whole song

how does a single human being chose 1 Fall Out Boy song to be their favourite every Fall Out Boy song is my favourite

AND IN CHAPTER 75 YOU KNOW WHAT NIALL DID TO ISABELLA YO also a lot of drama in like chapter 70-75 because why not?

ALSO FUCK ME I SPENT ALL MY FUCKING MONEY ON ONE DIRECTION TICKETS AND NOW ED SHEERAN IS COMING FUCK MY LIFE WHAT BULLSHIT

70 - It Started With A Froot (marina and the diamonds reference ayyye)

"This is a list of kinks we need to accomplish." Niall hands me his phone as we're eating breakfast.

I eye him, raising my eyebrows. "When did you have time to type this?"

"When you were in the shower," Niall replies, "You said you'd let me push your limits so I'm pushing your limits."

"Bondage and me fingering myself, huh?" I glance in between Niall and his phone. "How do you combine those two?"

"One way to find out," Niall winks and I roll my eyes.

"Right now I'm focusing on teaching you to suck dick and fingering yourself." Niall announces.

I gag on my Froot Loops, "I'm eating!"

"I'm aware."

"I told you I'm not fingering myself, Jesus Christ, why do you want that so badly." I ask.

"Just the fact that you don't want to makes me want you to more." Niall beams. "And there's other things we need to do together also."

"Like?"

"Go to Vegas." Niall grins.

"My passport is expired." I remark, taking another bite of cereal.

"We'll steal a boat." Niall laughs, "Sail to Vegas."

"Get married," I read softly before glancing up at him.

"We're going to have this cute little wedding--"

"I like big weddings though." I pout.

Niall stares at me before saying: "So as I was saying, we're going to have a small wedding--"

"I'm not going to say yes to marrying unless you make it big."

"Average-sized?"

"No." I giggle, "It better be big."

"I like small weddings." Niall frowns.

"Fine, average-sized. But a big ass cake." I say as I continue reading through the rest of the list, "More bondage?"

"I can't help what I feel!" Niall whines.

"Fuck me in a thong," I scoff, "I'm deleting that right now because that isn't happening anytime soon."