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Character's Ask

Disclaimer: this doesn't really affect the story plot in any ways

A/N: I reworded a couple but I tried to answer all of them annd I didn't use everybody's but that's because some were asked twice, i couldnt really answer them etc, etc

Enjoy!

Character's Ask (featuring zayn, harry, niall and charlie):

I fidget on my couch, trying to focus on Charlie who's lounging on my lap, trying to demolish a loose string on my shirt.

"Don't be such a scaredy cat, Harry. They're literally just questions." Niall throws an arm over me.

Charlie meows, like he actually understood Niall, and he laughs. "No offence, Charles."

"I'm here!" Zayn bursts through my front door and ruffles my hair. "Wallflower. Wannabe. And Charlie." He nods at us before jumping on my arm chair.

"I hope I get something good." Zayn adds.

Let the questions begin.

Nialls_ars_jiggles: this is for everyone (even Charlie) do you guys wanna move in with me I have a big house

"I love new places!" Zayn jumps out of his seat.

"I'll go, just don't kidnap me." I tease. "And Charlie isn't big on travelling, I put him in my car and he vomited in the backseat."

"I'll go anywhere Harry goes."

Smiles_like_Niall: can I braid your hair, Harry?

"Why does Harry get to go solo first!" Niall exclaims.

"Yeah!" Zayn adds. "Doesn't anybody care about me? Nobody asked me if I want my hair braided!"

"Shut up, it's just the first question." I mutter, "And umm...if it makes you happy?"

NarryStoranShipper_x: Harry, how big is your willy doodly do?

"Yeah Harry," Niall leans back into the couch and looks at me, "How big is your willy doodly do?"

"That's classified--"

"Big!" Zayn interrupts.

"Z!" I shout.

"I walked in on him changing naked in high school once, damn son." Zayn smirks.

vinylmalik: when did you get Charlie?

"Erm.." I stop to think, "My sister Gemma got me him for my 21st birthday. He's basically a year old, still a baby. I was gonna name him Garfield because he looks like Garfield...but I thought Charlie suited him."

narryyoushouldcomeout: if Niall leaves and you go with him what about your job and Charlie and everything else? Like he'd have to steal so you can live?

"I'm bring Charlie, he's my baby. I'll shove him in my shirt and pretend I have a guy belly if I need to," I mumble. "And...I never really thought that out. I dunno; Niall's the smart one, he'll think of alternatives."

kikikiki10: Harry, I love you and your sweaters you are adorable my question for you is do you love Niall?

I bite the inside of my cheek, "I love Niall as a person... I don't know I'm in love-love with him. But that's because I don't really know what love is.."

angel_with-a_shotgun: do you believe niall will actually leave you?

"Yeah..." I bite my lip sheepishly.

"I won't, how many times do I have to say so?" Niall stares at me.

"It's common sense!"

Zayn raises an eyebrow. "Next question pretty please." He says quickly before Niall can speak again.