Six: The Musical - One Shots

Dear Future Husband

'I love you, but seriously you are so fucking drunk right now, so I'm gonna have to force you to go to sleep.'

'We don't have to do anything you don't want to Kitten. We can just lay here and watch that abomination of a movie series that you like. What is it called Twilight ?'

Katherine learned that some people were smart, kind, and loved Katherine. And meant it.

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Anna was laughing as Katherine pouted at her.

"It's not funny."

"It totally is."

"You're so mean to me."

Anna laughed and pulled her close. Katherine nuzzled herself into Anna. "So, how am I doing?"

"Considering that you're bullying me on our date? Not well."

Anna just laughed and kissed her.

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"This is a disaster . An absolute disaster."

"Don't be so negative."

"The store security arrested us Anna."

"And?"

"They thought that we were planning to rob them."

"I mean we sounded like it."

"That's because you started a joke about robbing the place, and I stupidly played along."

"I know you think this is a little funny."

"Shut up. You are going to have to explain to Jane why we got arrested instead of bringing back the groceries."

"Oh shit."

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"Hahahahahahahahaha. I - I can't breath."

"I hate you. It's official."

"You set the stove on fire !"

"I've never learned to cook. Stop laughing at me."

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"Get it off!"

"What?"

"The bug!"

"Seriously?"

"It's a cockroach , and it's the most terrifying thing ever to exist!"

"You've been beheaded, but you can't stand a cockroach?"

"Yes! Now get it off!"

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Anna walked up to Katherine approachably.

"I'm sorry."

"What?"

"I'm sorry."

"I love that you just apologized even though you clearly still think I'm wrong."

"You're never wrong."

"Smart girl."

"Where are you taking me?"

"Bedroom."

"Why?"

"Have you ever heard of make up sex ?"

"Oh. Continue."

_______

"I literally just said hi."

"She was flirting with you."

"How do you know that?"

"I just do."

"Okay, fine. I won't talk to her. Happy?"

"Yes."

________

"Nope."

"What?"

"Move over."

"Why?"

"That's my side of the bed."

"You're joking."

"........"

" Oh my god you're totally serious."

________

"I would never propose in such a flashy way."

"Okay."

"Hey Katherine?"

"Yeah?"

"Don't you think your last name sounds weird."

"Excuse Me?"

"What?"

"What's your sudden issue with my last name?"

"Nothing. Just asking."

"Okay then. What last name would be better?"

"Cleves."

"......."

"You did not just propose to me like that. Try again."

________

"You're beautiful."

"As you've said about a million times tonight."

"It's true!"

"You know what else is true?"

"What?"

"You are wasted ."

"Am not - oof!"

"You just tripped over nothing ."

"Okay fine. I'm wasted."

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Katherine always thought she was going to have a husband.

Well, the jokes on the male species.

She has a wife.

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Araleyn

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