Cursed Group Chat

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Cursed group chat.

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H4lfdead: Who the hell keeps sending these images, and why did you add me

StabbyMcStab: Don't look at me.. I keep my cursed images purely in my private folder.

CarpeNoctem: Guys, its 3 AM stop texting your interrupting my book

X: Nighty why are you reading so late

CarpeNoctem: stfu criss-cross

Holehead: I sent the swamp toilet but who tf sent the bathroom full of spoons

Powder: That would be me

FileNotFound: why would you send that, you nonce

X: :0

CarpeDeim: LUST, ERROR JUST CALLED DUST A NONCE WE NEED YOUR MOM POWERS

HoneyLemonTea is typing...

HoneyLemonTea: Why do I have to be the mom?

Famine: Becuz Geno is tired and annoyed

H4lfdead: fuck you, death

Famine: Other way around sweetheart

StabbyMcStab: Oooooooooooooo

FileNotFound has promoted H4lfdead to admin.

H4lfdead has kicked Famine from the chat.

Holehead: That's a big oof

H4lfdead: he deserved it

CarpeDeim: Error still called Dust a nonce. Make him apologize Lust

HoneyLemonTea: Error say sorry

FileNotFound: Many condolences on your current state, of which I have identified as being a nonce. I hope you shall recover soon.

HoneyLemonTea: close enough

Powder: fuck you error

CarpeDeim: Stoopppp no insults

CarpeNoctem is typing...

CarpeNoctem: bruh it's just how they talk calm down

X: wait what do your usernames even mean? "CarpeDeim?" "CarpeNoctem?" Is that... like...?

CarpeNoctem: it's Latin. Carpe Noctem means "Seize the Night" where as my brother's means "Seize the Day." I study languages in my free time

Holehead: Cyka Blyatt

CarpeNoctem: Ну и хрен тебе товарищ

X: woah

StabbyMcStab: how tf did you get Russian characters

CarpeNoctem: I have my ways

CarpeDeim: he used google translate

CarpeNoctem: stfu dream or I'll take your kneecaps.

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Holehead: Killer, Cross, your dumbass fell in the river again

StabbyMcStab: Aw, fuck now he's gonna be pissed that his goop is gone for a while

X: I don't see the problem. I try to enjoy my time taller than him as much as I can

H4lfdead is typing...

HoneyLemonTea: Yay mom is here

H4lfdead: Is there even a river near the mansion? Where even are you guys

Famine: Idk

H4lfdead: I didn't ask you, asshat. Also, who invited you back to the chat

HoneyLemonTea: I did. I don't like seeing my parents fighting

CarpeDeim: Ok I know I'm late but when did Nightmare fall in a river wth

BlueberriesArePurple: Nightmare fell in a river?

Holehead: did you read the fucking chat?

Powder is typing...

StabbyMcStab: oh lord, you've awakened the ancient evil

Powder: Bitch don't talk to my boyfriend like that, asshole

HoneyLemonTea: guys stop dream is gonna yell at us for fighting again

CarpeDeim: damn right I am

Famine: this chaos is fun

H4lfdead: stfu nobody needs ur opinion, scythe-bitch

Famine: that one was just hurtful

X: Well while you dumbasses were arguing I got Nighty out of the river. He's still angry about the water washing away his goopy octopus form

StabbyMcStab: oh

FileNotFound: guys stop talking im trying to knit

Powder: YOU KNIT??

FileNotFound: yes I do, now stfu

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HoneyLemonTea: guys I'm scared. I'm hiding under the sink

StabbyMcStab: lust wtf is going on

H4lfdead: WHOS TRYING TO HURT MY BABY I WILL FUCKING DESTROY THEM

HoneyLemonTea: Someone called me a whore and Horror heard them so I think he's trying to cut out their eyes with a hatchet in the basement and it's loud and terrifying

X: sounds like horror tbh

Famine: oh. Can you tell him not to kill them? I don't feel like getting up right now

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That's enough chaos for now-

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