>be me
>be 9
>at target school shopping
>cant find Shrek backpack
>ask employee for help
>she says Shrek is out of style so they dont order those anymore
>i tell her the ogrelord wouldn't like that
>she says Shrek is drek but ill take a look in the back
>i realize what she said as she walks away
>she doesn't believe in the ogrelord
>i pray to Shrek
>i wait a few minutes but nothing happens
>i cant believe the ogrelord has not answered my prayers
>i start waking away when i notice onions popping seams of backpacks
>i turn around and see Shrek standing with the ladys head
>i am overjoyed that the ogrelord has answered my pleas
>"its not ogre yet"
>i know what is coming
>i get down on all fours and spread my cheeks for Shrek
>the ogrelord puts the ladys head over his and enters my hole
>her head barely fits over the mighty cock
>i feel my ass tearing apart but i stand the pain for his onioniness
>Shrek lets out a roar and empties love into me
>i feel it coming out of the heads orifice
>pulls out but the head stays in
>reaches in with fist and pushes it in farther
>finally the head gets pulled out with his fist
>i feel myself starting to fade
>as my vision goes i hear something whispered
>"its all ogre now"
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
