>be me
>be 15
>camping with class
>picking wild onions for his onioniness
>group of kids snicker at me
>i ask them whats so funny
>they say its how gay i am
>i say im not although the ogrelord would not judge me for it any way
>they say Shrek is a faggot
>i tell them that the his onioniness has no preference
>they tell me to suck a dick
>i say present it to spite them
>they kick me really hard and tell me to call my ogre boyfriend
>thats the last straw they have insulted the ogrelord enough
>i pray to Shrek
>onions shoot out from snake holes
>the ogrelord rips through tree with his mighty cock
>picks up too halves and throws them at boy and girl on ends
>they smash through their rib cages and stick into ground
>his onioniness leaps at last one and grabs his hands
>arms are bent back towards boys rectal muscle
>they start to creek and they break in Shrek's strong ogre hands
>boy screams and kicks back
>his onioniness takes it but gets angry
>the ogrelord rips off arms completely and thrusts them into boys anus
>boy coughs up blood and tries to scream
>Shrek lets go and boy falls over dead
>the ogrelord turns to me and says "its not ogre yet"
>his onioniness grabs my legs and hangs me upside down
>i open my mouth for his giant member
>i fall down on it and immediately feel pain
>it pushes against my chest and starts to tear
>Shrek lifts me and repositions me
>i fall down again and feel my stomach start to rumble
>i jerk my body and it goes all the way in
>i am a shish kabob for mighty dick
>his onioniness pulls me off fast and my body aches
>i hear the words "its all ogre for now" in my ear and see trees falling in path
>the ogrelords presence has left me
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
VOUS LISEZ
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
