>be me
>be 20
>getting married to girlfriend
>she walks up the aisle and is beautiful
>we do vows and man asks for objections
>someone says i object
>its her dirty uncle
>he says were only together because of that Shrek nonsense
>others agree
>man wont marry us once he hears that
>we are so upset and angry at this
>we look at each other and nod
>we pray to Shrek
>onions bloom in bouquets
>Shrek bursts through onion cake
>"ogres are not like cake"
>people scream and try to run
>the ogrelord swings giant penis and knocks all but one of them far far away
>dirty uncle is only one left
>his onioniness grabs him and says "this is my swamp"
>squeezes the jelly from his eyes
>uses it as lube to fist his anus
>Shrek rips arm out of uncles back
>he's dead
>ogrelord turns around and says "its not ogre yet"
>we ready ourselves for Shrek
>his onioniness grabs us both and tears off our clothes
>puts member through girlfriend's entire body and it comes out of her mouth
>says "you may now kiss the bride"
>i do
>hot ogre cum fills my body and drips from my nose
>"i knight thee"
>we are married now in the eyes of the ogrelord
>Shrek says "its all ogre now"
>smashes through window and vanishes
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
