>be me
>be 17
>at subway to have it my way
>i ask for only onions on sub
>server says i need a meat
>i say Shrek does not want meat
>she says Shrek is drek now pick a meat
>she is denying the ogrelords wants
>i pray to Shrek
>onions start pouring from drink machine
>his onioniness bursts through freezer door
>drive thru worker is thrown through window
>the ogrelord shoves hand into the ice machine and comes out with a handful
>ice gets shoved into cashiers cunt
>her screams and moans are filled with terror
>bloody ice cubes fall from her asshole into drink cup
>his onioniness fills cup with pop and makes her drink it
>she is sobbing in agony
>the ogrelord looks at her and says "you need a meat"
>shes bent over and meat is stuck into her white bread
>with a mighty roar his onioniness mixes the guacamole with her mayonnaise
>she doesnt pay so Shrek takes back the meat
>"its all ogre now"
>smashes through drive thru window and leaves
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
