>be me
>be 16
>voting for new school mascot in homeroom
>i say we should have Shrek
>other kids say no then some say Shrek is drek and suggest farquad mascot
>everyone agrees
>i am so mad that they would do this
>i pray to Shrek
>i wait but nothing happens
>i pray harder and explain what they have done
>kids say to stop being stupid and leave for next class
>i am so distraught that the ogrelord would overlook this major offense
>later i go to football game
>half time comes and its time for mascot
>but he doesn't come
>instead stadium lights turn on and something is hanging in front of each
>its parts of the mascot costume
>with a body inside
>people start to scream as opposite bleachers rise
>the ogrelord has come
>Shrek throws the bleacher at everyone next to me
>they are all dead
>the ogrelord pulls up goal post and skewers players with ends
>grabs referee and punts him through other post
>coaches run at Shrek but the ogrelord rams his member through their chests
>everyone is dead
>the bodies of the non believers surround me
>the ogrelord turns and runs into the blackness
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
