>be me
>be 17
>at cd store to get Shrek soundtrack
>looking for it in the faith section but cant find it
>i go to the cash register and ask the woman where the soundtrack for the Shrek trilogy is
>she acts confused and starts to say something about the number four and i screech loudly
>i ask again where the soundtrack is
>she says they only have the soundtrack of the fourth before i screech again
>she yells that im the one who asked and she is just answering my question
>there is only a track for forever after
>my vision goes blurry and my face gets hot
>my stare burns into her mind as i curse her
>i tell her that she will take back her sin
>she says excuse me
>i scream that she will not besmirch his onioniness with the mention of such sacrilegious material in the way she has
>she looks scared and moves her arm and i realize what shes doing
>i tackle her over the desk before she can hit the panic button
>i try restraining her but shes stronger than i am and she starts to overpower me
>i cant let her get away with this
>she breaks out of my grip and lunges for the button
>i pray to Shrek
>onion form over the button as she goes to press it and onion juice splashes onto her eyes
>all star by smashmouth starts playing through the speakers
>the song gets lower and slower as time goes on
>eventually it gets so bassy that the speakers cant handle it
>they all blow out simultaneously and the ogrelord himself appears behind the lady
>tears her jeans from her ass holding a stack of disney movie sound tracks in hand
>starts shoving them up her ass one at a time sideways
>she stops rubbing her eyes and moves her hands to her ass to stop the pain but she cant
>Shrek gets to the stack of frozen discs and shoves them all in at once
>she screeches loudly as blood pours from her anus
>i watch as his onioniness slams her into the counter and the discs inside her shred her to ribbons
>i bask in the glory of her mutilation until the ogrelord puts a hand on my shoulder
>"it's not ogre yet"
>i set down the cashier strips and ready myself for Shrek
>his onioniness grabs the strips of the lady and uses them to floss my teeth
>the meat giblets lodge between my teeth
>they taste nasty and bitter which is fitting for the witch
>once all the pieces are gone his onioniness pulls the string from my mouth and wraps it around my inferior penis
>its pulled taught and it hurts bad but it is what the ogrelord wants so i deal with it
>its squeezed so tight it manages to fit through a cd
>Shrek uses my dick as a cd holder and spins them all
>it hurts my dick and i cry out in pain
>his onioniness graciously ends my pain by tearing the string from my lacerated member
>i fall over in pain and the ogrelord rests his hand on the back of my head for a moment
>"thats enough out of you laddeh"
>the feeling of warmth fades and i know the ogrelord is gone without looking up
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
