Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

Shrek is Water Park

>be me

>be 18

>at water park alone

>im so bored theres nothing to do

>the slides all have long lines and no girls are hot

>i am sitting on a bench in Shrek trunks when someone sits next to me

>i glance over for a second and look back in shock

>next to me is prettiest girl ive ever seen

>she has long hair with Shrek green streak down the side

>i look down and her bikini top is of the ogrelord and the straps are the ears

>she turns to me and my face goes red from embarrassment

>but her eyes

>theyre as brown as the ogrelords

>i have to say something i can't just sit there

>she is eyeing me up i know it

>i open my mouth and manage a squeak

>i am so embarrassed i get up to leave

>she asks if im going to see my girlfriend

>i turn to her confused and say i dont have one

>she says thats hard to believe and look away with red face too

>i say well its surprising her boyfriend lets her go off on her own as pretty as she is

>she says she doesnt have one either

>i say thats even harder to believe

>she giggles and says shes been looking for someone to ride the slide with her

>i say lets get going and hold out my hand to help her up

>she takes it and laughs again then we run off

>we have lots of fun on the way just talking and making jokes

>we get in the double tube and go down the covered slide

>she screams and i impersonate her high pitch

>by the end she is laughing her ass off with me

>we get to the end and our raft flips

>i land next to her in the water and shake water out of hair

>i realize my hand is on her chest and jump back apologizing

>she turns her red face and says its fine and im cute when im embarrassed

>the lifeguard says for us lovebirds to get moving

>our faces turn redder and we get out

>we spend the rest of the day together and have a blast