>be me
>be 9
>playing yugioh at recess
>i play my pot of greed and kid says thats banned
>i say were playing casual not a tournament
>i draw the final card i need and summon him
>with the arms legs and head i summon his onioniness and automatically win
>kid yells at me and picks up card
>says i ruined exodia with crappy drawing
>i tell him hes wrong that its better
>he starts talking about values and i block him out
>i am really happy with my art of the best card portraying the ogrelord
>even the holy shape of the ears is important
>friend gets my attention back when he tears the card in half
>he says its just as valuable now as it was whole
>i go into a frenzy and lunge at the little bitch
>i punch him a lot and teachers come get me off of him
>i scream in fury and try to get back at him
>i wont sit here and let him get away with this
>i pray to Shrek
>onions sprout around the pieces of Shrek
>cards return to duel disk and light shines out
>Shrek The Oniony One is summoned
>i have won
>the ogrelord blasts onion juice at the teachers and their faces melt
>i yell get Shrekt
>his onioniness turns to the boy and grabs his neck
>boy screams as hes lifted off the ground
>the ogrelord activates the spell card scapeonion
>a hoard of onion tokens are summoned and fly at the boy
>they invade his every orifice until hes stuffed
>then they continue flying into his spread ass
>they push him apart slowly as they continue to go in
>the last token enters him and hes blown apart from the inside
>onions scatter the schoolyard and the kids cheer as they take big bites from them
>i feel sad that my cards are gone but it was for Shrek so i accept it
>i turn to where the ogrelord was and see nothing but a card
>i pick it up and read the effect with an evil grin
>i play the card in my duel disk and it activates
>all the kids who ate an onion shine and scream as they are compressed into small rectangles
>they all fly towards me and file into my deck slot
>i pull out a card and see an onion-eater bug with one of the brats faces on it
>i smile and pray to Shrek thanking him
> Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
