>be me
>be 21
>out walking around town after celebrating birthday
>murmuring to myself as i walk down the street
>lady opens her second floor window and yells at me to keep it down
>i throw the bottle i didnt realize i was carrying at her and she runs back
>i continue walking and suddenly get really tired
>i find a nice car along the side of the road and lay across the hood
>i close my eyes and black out
>i wake up to the sound of an engine and fall to the ground as the car pulls out from under me
>i hit my head hard against the ground and my vision glazes over
>i get up and turn to see an officer walking towards me
>he asks if im the drunk causing all the commotion
>when i speak a slurred mess he sighs and tells me my rights
>i manage a fuck you and turn to run but he easily grabs my arm to stop me
>i lash out at him and connect with his cheek
>he floors me and cuffs my arms behind my back
>i scream expletives and kick out trying to break away
>its okay though
>he will help me
>i pray to Shrek
>the officer pulls me up and walks me to his cruiser
>i pray harder
>he pushes me into the car
>i close my eyes and pray harder than i have in a long time
>an image flashes before my eyes and i go blank
>it cant be
>its a rotten onion
>i have shamed the ogrelord
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
