>be me
>be 10
>discussing presidents in history class
>everyone says w bush is bad president
>i tell them he was in office when Shrek was released so he is the best
>they say thats stupid and start making fun of the ears of the ogrelord
>i tell them theyre going to get fukt if they dont stop
>they tell me im too scrawny to hurt them anyway
>i tense up my muscles and throw a punch at biggest one
>he dodges my fist and hammerfists my back
>i fall straight down and hit my nose hard
>blood drips onto the floor as the kids and teacher all laugh
>i can't believe this its just too much
>i pray to Shrek
>onions bloom on the top of kids pencils
>Shrek explodes from the closet and impales a kid with a broom
>before they can even scream the ogrelord has knocked two of their heads together
>the kids all scatter but staples get shot with pinpoint accuracy into their eyes
>they all drop but the one who hit me who gets the stapler rocketed at him
>he gets stuck to the wall by the stapler and lets out his last breath with blood
>little bitch is dead
>his onioniness looks at me and nods with a small smile
>i run towards the holy piece but Shrek backs away backs away
>"not today laddeh"
>i stop in place sadly and look at my savior
>his onioniess pats my head and then leaves through the door
>i watch as the doorway as the last bit of green leaves my vision
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is lie
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
