>be me
>be 20
>at spa with girlfriend
>getting nails done together
>we ask for a bright shade of green that is close to the ogrelords sheen
>they say that they are all out of that color and they apologize for the inconvenience
>we tell them we want that color or our money back
>they say weve already had work done and cant get a refund
>we stand and start screaming at their awful service that doesnt honor his onioniness by carrying the holy color
>they tell us to calm down because we are scaring their guests
>we go over to the guests and tell them that we got rashes from our treatment
>they get up to leave
>the owner lady starts screaming at us for taking away her business with our lies
>but thats not good enough
>she must pay for what shes done
>we pray to Shrek
>onions pop up from the mud bath and the woman looks at it in confusion
>a giant green hand erupts from the brown pool and grabs the woman
>she claws at the ground and screams as she is pulled into the mud bath
>bubbles come up for a while until they finally stop
>something pops to the surface of the mud bath as we walk over to see
>its her freshly fucked cunt torn from her body
>she has gotten what she deserved
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
