>be me
>be 8
>making timeline of major events in history
>add release of Shrek movie
>teacher sees and says that wasnt important enough
>i tell him the ogrelords enlightenment is very important
>he says i am too old to mess around like this
>i say Shreks teachings spread to all
>kids start laughing and teacher yells
>he is denying my right to praise the ogrelord
>i pray to Shrek
>desk drawers start spewing onions
>Shrek breaks out of broom closet
>kids run to exit but onion has replaced the handle
>kids jump out windows to avoid ogrelords wrath
>his onioniness grabs teacher and says "this day in history you were Shrekked"
>grabs through teachers belly and rips out end of his intestine
>widens the hole and goes in fully extended
>member comes out of defilers anus and keeps going
>Shrek pulls down with great force and man is ripped in half
>he is dead
>the ogrelord removes the body from thick cock and says "its not ogre yet"
>cheeks already spread for my divine blessing
>the ogrelord takes foot back and literally shoves his foot up my ass
>it feels so foreign but I accept it for Shrek
>i feel the foot pushing into my stomach
>pulls out slowly scraping big toe nail against my intestine
>comes all the way out the blood starts to pool
>Shrek says "its all ogre now"
>jumps through ceiling and is gone
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
