>be me
>be 14
>first time at ski club trip
>falling down a lot
>i finally start going and other kids knock me down
>i tell them they are dumbos
>they say im even too childish to swear and call me a dipshit
>i tell them the ogrelord doesn't like swearing and call them springnuts
>they tell me to stop talking about that stupid ogre shit and kick me
>i am in lots of pain physically and but their disgrace of the ogrelord is too much
>this injustice cannot go unpunished
>i pray to Shrek
>onions pop up in snow
>the ogrelord jumps down from a tree on top of two girls
>fists go straight into their heads
>they are dead
>the ogrelord grabs last kid and throws him at tree full force
>he splatters
>Shrek turns to me and says "its not ogre yet"
>the ogrelord walks over to boy and lubes himself up
>takes the girls snowboards and lays me on them
>im put on my hands and knees and his onioniness Shreks me with his giant ogre cock
>the ogrelord pushes down hill and we move
>Shrek pushes his member in different directions to turn
>speed past all others and reach the bottom of the hill
>my anus is the size of basketball
>the ogrelord pulls out and says "it's all ogre now"
>runs through trees and disappears
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
