>be me
>be 12
>at arcade playing pinonion
>fuck bois bump the machine and cause a tilt
>i yell at them not to hit the ogrelords object
>they say i spend too much time thinking about that object
>i tell them there is no such thing as too much time thinking of the holy member
>they punch my arm and say to get over this Shrek thing if i ever want friends
>i say they are clueless to the majesticness of his onioniness
>the boys knock me down and kick me
>one sits on me and says only dumb faggots let boys sit on them
>i say ill do what i have to to fix that then
>i pray to Shrek
>onions burst out of coin returns
>the ogrelord smashes through sitting dinosaur game
>his grace grabs one boy and smashes him into oblivion against an air hockey table
>his insides start to hover above the table
>another gets his eyes torn out and used for skee ball
>the ogrelord gets a perfect score
>his onioniness turns to the last one and grabs him with ogre hands
>picks off one of the holy toe nails and uses it to cut a piece off
>it gets put into the token machine
>his grace continues until there is nothing left but a pile of tokens
>"its all ogre now"
>his grace leaps behind the ticket counter and is gone
>i push the giant pile of tokens to the pinonion machine and begin my long playing streak
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanficI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
