>be me
>be 17
>walking home from school
>hungry so stop at hot dog stand
>ask for hot dog with extra onions
>man says sorry hes out of onions right now
>i ask if he can get more
>he says yes but not until after today
>i remind him that the ogrelord wont like it if he keeps serving with no onions
>he tells me he doesnt know what im talking about and says i need to order or leave
>a line has formed behind me but i stand firm
>i say that i cannot allow him to serve his meat sticks without any onions
>i move to the side of the cart and shove it away but am stopped by the brake on the wheel
>he comes over and pushes me saying he doesnt want any trouble and just wants me to leave
>the people in line start shouting at me saying im being very rude to him
>i tell them they should be on my side against the man who serves onionless wieners
>someone toward the back says oh no are you one of those Shrek loving fags
>the line starts laughing and the hot dog guy just looks at me and says to leave again
>i cannot believe the disrespect these puny people are showing the ogrelord
>it cannot be allowed
>i pray to Shrek
>onions sprout from the tips of his ketchup and mustard bottles
>the ground shakes and Shrek bursts from the earth covered in sewage with a huge spout of water following
>the ogrelord shakes off the shit at supersonic speeds bursting straight through some of the linelubbing fucks
>they try to run but his onioniness slams his mighty ogre foot into the ground and cracks spread out swallowing them
>the hot dog boy looks at Shrek scared but knows he cant do anything
>"ogres are like onions"
>the ogrelord grabs all the buns form the cart and mushes them together into one giant bun
>his onioniness sets his massive ogre cock into the bun and grabs the onions from the bottles to place them on top
>"better out than in i always say"
>the holy hot dog is force fed to the lil bitch boy who immediately begins screaming through the gag like piece of his majesty
>his mouth is bleeding and his lips begin to split as the girth becomes too much for him
>Shrek forces the dog all the way in the boys body down to his stomach and he splits in two
>his legs stumble around and then fall into one of the cracks into the sewer
>the ogrelord throws down the bun soaked in the boys blood and covered with onions in front of me
>"better out than in i always say"
>i stare in wonder at the gift that has been presented to me before i sink down to my hands and knees and begin devouring the ogre dick touched bread
>i eat as quickly as i can and am full enough to burst when i am finished
>i fight with my body to keep the whole meal down for Shrek
>"thatll do donkey, thatll do"
>the ogrelord pats my shoulder and then jumps back into the sewer hole
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
