>be me
>be 12
>at chess club setting up board
>i tell opponent his ogrelord is in the wrong square
>he asks what and i point to the piece
>he calls me a dimwit and says thats the king
>i say that Shrek is the king so its the same thing
>he says that movie is for babies and to call it the right thing
>i cant believe he would say that
>i tell him to apologize to his onioniness
>he punches me in the arm and says to get over that damn movie
>i am in pain but only care about his disrespect for the ogrelord
>he must pay for this
>i pray to Shrek
>onions bloom on top of pieces
>Shrek crashes through ceiling
>members start running for doors
>the oblivious kid thinks his onioniness is a toy and calls me a numbskull
>the ogrelord says "you thought wrong sunshine" and grabs defiler
>Shrek lets other members go before grabbing bishop and shoving it up boys anus
>he screams in pain as the ogrelord sends his member after the bishop
>he does not satisfy his onioniness and is finished off quickly
>Shrek reaches down the boys throat with hand
>"Shrek mate"
>pulls out the boys intestine and finally finds the bishop
>boy is dead
>Shrek turns to me and says "its not ogre yet"
>i start to bend over but the ogrelord says "not there laddeh"
>i know what i have to do
>i reposition myself to a kneeling position
>Shrek shoves his monster cock to the back of my throat and keeps going
>i feel it enter my stomach cavity
>his onioniness lets out a mighty ogre roar and empties his load into my stomach
>the ogrelord pulls out of my twice as wide esophagus
>"its all ogre now"
>leaves through the giant windows
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfikceI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
