>be me
>be 13
>dropped off at gamestop to wait for new Shrek game
>employee comes and asks why im there
>i say im buying new Shrek game
>he laughs and says they didnt order any copies because no one wants that game
>he speaks ill of the ogrelord
>i pray to Shrek
>game boxes crack from onions inside
>his onioniness stands up from behind counter and smashes through glass storefront
>employee is scared and swears it wasnt his decision
>Shrek believes him and goes easy
>the ogrelord takes a wii remote and shoves it into mans penis
>he screams in pain and arousal blood erupting from crotch
>Shrek shoves fist into mans anus and yells "this is my swamp"
>pulls remote through mans rectum
>makes man bend over and shoves in cock
>green ogre cum and normal man semen mix with blood and shoot out of mans giant hole
>the ogrelord is satisfied with the man
>runs around back of building
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
BẠN ĐANG ĐỌC
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
