>be me
>be 10
>watering class garden
>boys laugh at me and say im a girl
>i say theyre stupid and Shrek loves plants
>they say Shrek is dumb
>i say their intellect is nothing compared to the ogrelords
>they say their fists are better though
>i get punched in face hard and fall down
>boys jump on me and start punching more as girl giggles
>i throw fist at boy and hit his jaw
>while i have a moment of reprieve i do the only thing i can
>i pray to Shrek
>onions pop up from empty plots
>the ogrelord knocks down the tool shed
>gleaming green ogre skin is bright in the sun
>his onioniness turns on lawn mower and throws it at girl
>she is chopped up in mower
>i grab chunks and make one of the boys eat them
>he spits the first chunk out but i hold his mouth closed now
>Shrek chops other boy halfway through with sickle
>theres a hand on my shoulder and the ogrelord says "thatll do laddeh"
>i make way so the boy may be punished properly as he cries like a little bitch
>his onioniness grabs boy and shoves his giant green fist through back of jeans
>boy yells out in pain and sobs harder
>Shrek puts his arm into the elbow and bends it
>boy screams louder and starts balling red
>as his screaming peaks the front of his jeans turn brown
>the ogrelords fist breaks through his zipper and shit streams from his limp bizkit
>Shrek grabs handfull and makes boy eat it
>he chokes on it and dies vomiting
>the ogrelord looks me in the eye and says "its all ogre now"
>his onioniness comes to me and restores my layers
>my body fills with energy but when i open my eyes Shrek is gone
>i see the ogrelords footprints leading through the onion patch and smile
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
ВЫ ЧИТАЕТЕ
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
ФанфикI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
