>be me
>be 10
>doing family easter egg hunt
>i get the most eggs
>we open eggs and i am shocked
>no Shrek items
>i ask why there are no Shrek things and parents say they want me to try watching something else
>i say no the ogrelord deserves my full attention
>they get angry and tell me to stop being a baby and take away my candy
>they think the ogrelord is so unimportant that lack of candy will sway me
>i pray to Shrek
>onions break apart others eggs
>the ogrelord jumps from roof onto baskets smashing them
>kids look up at Shrek as adults scream
>the ogrelord rockets eggs at adults piercing through them
>runs his member through all the holes at once
>his onioniness roars a mighty ogre roar and his load covers children
>Shrek turns to us and says "its not ogre yet"
>squats and shits out an onion
>cracks it open and says "onions have layers"
>onion flavored candy falls out
>kids are happy and hug ogrelord
>"its all ogre now"
>the ogrelord climbs over the treeline
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
