>be me
>be 16
>at restaurant for lunch
>i order salad with lots of onions
>waiter brings salad with no onions
>i tell him i need the onions to please the ogrelord
>he says Shrek is drek
>he is a farquadian
>i pray to Shrek
>onions sprout up from salad
>his onioniness bursts through kitchen door with only chef hat on
>grabs terrified waiter and rips off his pants
>steak knife from next table over is used to cut off his member
>the ogrelord shoves salad into his new hole and proceed to thrust in
>salad falls from mans anus followed by stream of green ogre cum
>man feels pleasured and says Shrek is love
>his onioniness is pleased and spares him
>bursts through glass front of restaurant
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
